Grindhouse (2007)
Jonathan Loughran: Jasper (segment "Death Proof")
Quotes
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Abernathy : I was wondering if my friends and I could take the car out on our own just to see if we feel comfortable in it.
Jasper : Why would I do something stupid like that?
Abernathy : To better sell your automobile.
Jasper : How do I know you're not just gonna steal it?
Abernathy : Four reasons. One: we are not thieves. Two: that would be rude. Three: we are staying at the Day's Inn in town, you can check with them, we are registered for the next month. Well, Zoe's not, but Kim and I are so we are totally track-downable.
Jasper : Who's Kim? The colored girl?
Abernathy : Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And four, and most importantly, that will give you a chance to get to know our other friend, Lee.
[points out Lee]
Jasper : She looks kinda familiar
Abernathy : That is because she is a famous movie star. We are making a Hollywood movie here in town
Jasper : Why's she dressed like that?
Abernathy : Because it's a cheerleader movie and she's one of the cheerleaders.
Jasper : What's a cheerleader movie?
Abernathy : A movie about cheerleaders.
Jasper : Is it a porno?
Abernathy : [looks at Jasper] *Yes*! But don't mention it. She's shy.
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Abernathy : Hello sir! What's your name?
Jasper : Jasper.
Abernathy : Hello Jasper, I'm Abernathy.
Jasper : Aber- what?
Abernathy : Abernathy.
Jasper : But what's your first name?
Abernathy : That is my first name.
Jasper : What kind of first name is that?
Abernathy : You know what, why don't you just call me Abby.
Jasper : Okay.