Grindhouse (2007)

Will Arnett: Announcer (segement 'Don't')

Quotes 

• Announcer : [from Segment "Don't]  If you... are thinking... of going... into... this house... DON'T!

• [Machete trailer] 

  Announcer : [voiceover]  But they soon realize...

  The Boss : He's coming after *us*!

  [cut to Machete opening his jacket to reveal an arsenal of machetes] 

  Announcer : They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!

• Announcer : If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!

• Announcer : [first lines, voiceover]  They called him Machete.

  Machete : [voiceover]  Seventy dollars a day for yard work. Hundred for roofing.

  The Boss : [car with The Boss pulls up]  Get in.

  Machete : [cut to Machete in car with The Boss]  One-twenty-five for septic... sewage.

  The Boss : Have you ever killed anyone before?

• [Machete trailer: Machete sharpens a machete] 

  Announcer : [voiceover]  He knows the score...

  [cut to The Boss picking up a phone] 

  The Boss : Where are my wife and daughter?

  [cut to Machete in a pool with The Boss's wife and daughter] 

  Announcer : [voiceover]  He gets the women!