- Kekko Kamen: Nobody knows my face, but everybody knows my body. I was sent by the Heavens, naked, to bring Love and Justice to this Hellish school. My name is Kekko. Kekko Kamen! I hide my face, but expose all else.
- Kekko Kamen: Principal Big Toenail of Satan! Have a peek at my secret technique: Open! Thighs! Jump!
- [she jumps in the air and lands on his shoulders]
- Kekko Kamen: Next technique: Muffication Squeeze!
- Big Toenail of Satan: Can't breathe. Don't want to.
- Big Toenail of Satan: [chuckles] Wait till you feast your eyes on *that*, Kekko Kamen.
- Teacher Ben: Well, uh, he's got a great body, sure, but he's gay.
- Big Toenail of Satan: Oh that's obvious, but insignificant, don't you think? It's the muscles that matter.
- Teacher Ben: Say what?
- Big Toenail of Satan: Don't you know that a hot babe with great big tits can never resist a big ol' muscle man?
- Teacher Ben: They, th-th-th-they-they, they can't?
- Big Toenail of Satan: Hey, a demon never lies.
- Teacher Ben: Uh, Principal! Please excuse me. I'll, uh, be back in just a bit.
- [he runs out of the room]
- Big Toenail of Satan: [chuckles] *This* will finish off that Big-Knockers Kamen once and for all.
- Shuwarutsu Negataro, Big Toenail of Satan: [both calling out] Come here, Kekko Kamen! Poor little Mayumi Takahashi is receiving more punishment!
- [quiet pause]
- Shuwarutsu Negataro, Big Toenail of Satan: [both calling out again] Come on, Kekko Kamen! Mayumi Takahashi is now being teased!
- Kekko Kamen: Shut up already!
- Shuwarutsu Negataro, Big Toenail of Satan: Huh?
- Kekko Kamen: I'm here!
- Big Toenail of Satan: Uh... But, but, uh, why didn't we hear your theme song this time?
- Kekko Kamen: I usually omit the theme when there's no audience.
- Shuwarutsu Negataro: [chuckles evilly] Now you're trapped, Knockers Kamen.
- Kekko Kamen: That's *Kekko* Kamen.
- Kekko Kamen: Nobody knows my face, but everybody knows my body. I don't mind showing my body in the name of Love and Justice! My name is Kekko. Kekko Kamen! I hide my face, but expose all else!
- Mayumi Takahashi: Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day. Teacher Ben, go away. You're a pervert anyway. Principal -
- [gasp]
- Kekko Kamen: Nobody knows my face, but everybody knows my body. I am the messenger of Love and Justice, sent from the Heavens to this perverted school. My name is Kekko. Kekko Kamen!
- Kekko Kamen: What's your name, Punishment Councilor?
- Mizutamari Tsuyokaro: My name? Hmm, let me see now. Hmm.
- [looks at ground and gets idea]
- Mizutamari Tsuyokaro: Puddle Strong Man, Mizutamari Tsuyokaro.
- Kekko Kamen: Well, I hate to piddle in your puddle, but you have strayed from the path of Bushido. And besides, you cut little girls' clothes off, you jerk!
- Teacher Ben: Do you have to do that?
- Big Toenail of Satan: Yeah, don't kill her. If you kill her, we'll never see her special Bald-Eagle Jump again.
- Kekko Kamen: Let's go Steriodo Ingestero!
- Shuwarutsu Negataro: [buzzer sounds] That's Shuwarutsu Negataro!
- Shuwarutsu Negataro: What is that?
- Kekko Kamen: [has the ribbon tied around her eyes] I call it..."Just A Blindfold,Stupid!"
- Shuwarutsu Negataro: I don't get it.
- Big Toenail of Satan: That's it? That's a dumbass name!
- Mayumi Takahashi: [giggles] No,it's a perfect name!