Kangaroo Jack: G'Day, U.S.A.! (2004) Poster

Ahmed Best: Louis Booker

Quotes 

  • Outback Ollie : [after Mikey and Rico confess that Outback Ollie is the mastermind of the entire jewel heist, then Ollie grabs Jessie in a headlock]  Nobody move, or Jessie here goes for a little swim with the crocs. And if I ain't mistaken, it's just about feeding time.

    Louis Booker : Don't do it, Ollie! Think of the kids!

    Outback Ollie : The kids? I *hate* the kids, every last rotten one of them! Screaming and crying all day long!

    [children in the audience boo at Ollie] 

    Outback Ollie : Ah, shut up, you little brats! And those stinkin' animals! If I never see another crocodile again my whole life, it'll be too soon! Now, give me those jewels, Rico!

  • [Louis knocks Rico and Mikey out with a frying pan] 

    Charlie Carbone : Louis! Are you out of your mind? You just assaulted two cops! Do you know how much trouble we're in now?

    Jessie : They were helping us!

    Louis Booker : I don't think so. I've been chased by a lot of cops, but none of them wearing high-top sneakers.

    [Charlie and Jessie gasp as they notice a V-shaped scar on Rico's exposed forehead] 

    Louis Booker : Hey! Charlie! It's the man with the smiling forehead!

    Charlie Carbone : What?

    Louis Booker : [rolls up Mikey's left sleeve to reveal a green snake tattoo]  And the guy carrying a snake on his arm!

    Jessie : Just like Chief Ankamuti described.

    Charlie Carbone : Then the jewels in Jackie's collar must be the ancient gems stolen from the tribe!

    Louis Booker : And these are the guys who stole them! Which means...

    Jessie : We gotta get to Jackie before anyone else does. If we can get the jewels, we can prove we're innocent. Otherwise...

    Charlie Carbone : We may be going to prison for a very long time.

  • [Charlie, Louis and Jessie have been arrested] 

    Charlie Carbone : Who had time to switch the collar on Jackie before we got to shore?

    Jessie : Outback Ollie.

    Charlie Carbone : And who handed Louis the red jacket with those jewels planted in the pocket?

    Jessie : Outback Ollie.

    Charlie Carbone : And whose van did the guys who stole the gems in Australia get out of?

    Jessie : Outback Ollie!

    Louis Booker : You're right! Now it all makes sense. The guys who stole the gems from the Aborigines are trying to get them back, and they think Outback Ollie has them! Oh, no, Outback Ollie is in trouble!

    Jessie : Outback Ollie is behind everything. He's the real smuggler, and he framed us.

    Charlie Carbone : Didn't quite connect the dots on that one, did you, Louis?

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