Madea's Family Reunion (2006)

Mablean Ephriam: Judge Ephriam

Quotes 

• Judge Ephriam : You're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.

  Madea : I'll take the prison for 200, Alex.

• Judge Ephriam : Bryan, does she watch your kids?

  Brian : Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her.

  Judge Ephriam : Really?

  [Looks over at Nikki] 

  Judge Ephriam : Stand up, Nikki.

  [Nikki begans to stands up] 

  Judge Ephriam : Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother.

  Madea : The hell I am. I don't. Aw, hell no! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no bad kids.

  Brian : Calm down. Look, Madea, calm down.

  Madea : I'm sorry, I will kill that little girl... I don't know her, I don't she might be one of them sandinistas or something. She might be one of them...

  Nikki : So, You ugly anyway, old lady!

  Madea : She trying to get me the electric chair already.

  Judge Ephriam : Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother.

  Madea : I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fighting for my virginity than to be sitting there dealing with this.

  Brian : She'll be a great foster mother, your honor.