Like the previous reviewer, I also saw this screamingly funny short film on Independent Film Channel's Short Film Showcase. It's an offbeat, scathing satire about how the bad behavior of obnoxious soccer moms and dads affects their children.
The Cleats are a hapless girls' (ages 9-14) soccer team who are about to play a championship game against a tough, snooty team coached by an arrogant Italian ex-soccer star and his chain-smoking supermodel wife.
The Cleats team players are a motley crew of lovable losers. The story is narrated by Jenny (Jennie Hoy), the team bench warmer who finally gets her chance to shine. Cute, pigtailed Zoe (Mary Ann Springer) suffers from lack of focus and an insanely overprotective mother (Stacey Annette) who keeps her on a strict diet of no sugar and lots of Ritalin. So, Zoe's teammates sneak her a fistful of Pixie Sticks! She goes on a wild, hallucinatory sugar trip where chattering squirrel puppets chase her - and she plays her best game ever! Abby (Marisa Guterman), the Cleats' star kicker, has issues with her loudmouthed, sports-crazed, win-at-all-costs jerk of a father. Last, but certainly not least, is Coach Bob, the Cleats' coach, who has five daughters, no sons, and nothing to show for his many years of coaching girls' soccer. He is totally obsessed with winning the championship trophy.
With this short film, writer-director Craig Hammill has proved himself a major talent in the making. His script is fresh, hilarious, offbeat, unpredictable, and in the end, warm and satisfying. The soccer game scene is edited at a frenzied pace, like a music video. Hammill cast his film well, too. The young actresses are adorable, they can act, and they have great chemistry together.
I hope that The Cleats Of Imminent Doom gets a DVD release, because this is one short that you'll want to watch over and over again! Note to parents: this short is unrated, but equivalent to a PG-13 for adult humor.
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