Inside Man (2006)
Chiwetel Ejiofor: Detective Bill Mitchell
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Det. Bill Mitchell : You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.
Stevie : What's that?
Det. Bill Mitchell : It's your height, your age, and... um...
Keith Frazier : Your cup size.
Stevie : [smiles sardonically] So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?
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Det. Bill Mitchell : Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.
Keith Frazier : What?
Det. Bill Mitchell : Lemme see your shoe.
Keith Frazier : Why?
Det. Bill Mitchell : 'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.
Keith Frazier : [Busts out laughing] Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?
Det. Bill Mitchell : Man, you cut him an ass the length of the Lincoln Tunnel! We're gonna need a traffic cop on that shit!
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[Inside the "war room" van, Detective Keith Frazier finally accepts a call from Dalton Russell]
Dalton Russell : I got a question for ya. You get it right, I give you more time.
Keith Frazier : And?
Dalton Russell : You know what happens if you don't. Which weighs more: all the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year - or the trees cut down to print all U.S. currency in circulation? Here's a hint. It's a trick question.
[they both hang up]
Keith Frazier : What the hell was that? Playing games, now?
Captain John Darius : [realizing] It's the trains. U.S. money isn't printed on paper at all. It's cotton.
Mobile Command Officer Berk : Yeah, that's, that's right.
Captain John Darius : No trees were cut down.
Mobile Command Officer Rourke : Are you sure?
Captain John Darius : Yeah. One hundred percent.
Keith Frazier : Okay.
[He dials Dalton's number again. The phone rings. Dalton picks it up]
Keith Frazier : I got it.
Det. Bill Mitchell : Wait a second, wait a second.
Keith Frazier : Call you back.
[Both Frazier and Dalton hang up their phones]
Det. Bill Mitchell : It's a trap. They both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing.
Keith Frazier : They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?
Det. Bill Mitchell : Tell him they both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. Do it now.
Keith Frazier : They both weigh the same. Got it.
[Dalton picks up the phone]
Dalton Russell : Well?
Keith Frazier : They both weigh the same.
Dalton Russell : [with evil nonchalance] This time, send sandwiches.
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Keith Frazier : Alright, I've got them right where I want 'em.
Det. Bill Mitchell : Where's that?
Keith Frazier : Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start.
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Det. Bill Mitchell : This is bullshit, man. I mean, we're the only ones left trying to catch the bad guys and they're gonna come after us like that? Tell you what, every one of your accusers, man, I say we go after 'em all, Keith, Michael Corleone style. Michael Corleone, do you renounce Satan? Yes, I renounce him. Ptshusshh! Ptshusshh!
Keith Frazier : There's no 392.
Det. Bill Mitchell : Huh?
Keith Frazier : Safety deposit box number 392: according to these records, it doesn't exist. Pin-stripe, mayonnaise, lying motherfucker.
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Det. Bill Mitchell : [to Keith Frazier] If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.