Inside Man (2006)

Willem Dafoe: Captain John Darius

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Quotes 

• [Inside the "war room" van, Detective Keith Frazier finally accepts a call from Dalton Russell] 

  Dalton Russell : I got a question for ya. You get it right, I give you more time.

  Keith Frazier : And?

  Dalton Russell : You know what happens if you don't. Which weighs more: all the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year - or the trees cut down to print all U.S. currency in circulation? Here's a hint. It's a trick question.

  [they both hang up] 

  Keith Frazier : What the hell was that? Playing games, now?

  Captain John Darius : [realizing]  It's the trains. U.S. money isn't printed on paper at all. It's cotton.

  Mobile Command Officer Berk : Yeah, that's, that's right.

  Captain John Darius : No trees were cut down.

  Mobile Command Officer Rourke : Are you sure?

  Captain John Darius : Yeah. One hundred percent.

  Keith Frazier : Okay.

  [He dials Dalton's number again. The phone rings. Dalton picks it up] 

  Keith Frazier : I got it.

  Det. Bill Mitchell : Wait a second, wait a second.

  Keith Frazier : Call you back.

  [Both Frazier and Dalton hang up their phones] 

  Det. Bill Mitchell : It's a trap. They both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing.

  Keith Frazier : They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?

  Det. Bill Mitchell : Tell him they both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. Do it now.

  Keith Frazier : They both weigh the same. Got it.

  [Dalton picks up the phone] 

  Dalton Russell : Well?

  Keith Frazier : They both weigh the same.

  Dalton Russell : [with evil nonchalance]  This time, send sandwiches.

• Keith Frazier : Last time I had my johnson pulled this good it cost me five bucks.

  Captain John Darius : Five bucks?

  Keith Frazier : It was Tiajuana. Don't ask.