Inside Man (2006)
Denzel Washington: Detective Keith Frazier
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Det. Bill Mitchell : You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.
Stevie : What's that?
Det. Bill Mitchell : It's your height, your age, and... um...
Keith Frazier : Your cup size.
Stevie : [smiles sardonically] So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?
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Four Seasons Maitre d' : Good afternoon, sir. Do you have a reservation?
Keith Frazier : [walking past him] Looking for the mayor.
Four Seasons Maitre d' : May I have your hat, please?
Keith Frazier : No, you cannot! Get your own.
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Dalton Russell : This time next week, I'll be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier : More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus, if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news: that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!
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Keith Frazier : Oh, please, do not say proposals... my girlfriend... she wants a proposal from me.
Dalton Russell : You think you're too young to get married?
Keith Frazier : No, I'm not too young... too broke. Maybe I should rob a bank.
Dalton Russell : Do you love each other?
Keith Frazier : Yeah, yeah, we do.
Dalton Russell : Then money shouldn't really matter.
Keith Frazier : Thank you, bank robber!
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Madeliene White : Well detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense.
Keith Frazier : Well, why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level, and problem solved.
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Keith Frazier : Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.
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Det. Bill Mitchell : Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.
Keith Frazier : What?
Det. Bill Mitchell : Lemme see your shoe.
Keith Frazier : Why?
Det. Bill Mitchell : 'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.
Keith Frazier : [Busts out laughing] Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?
Det. Bill Mitchell : Man, you cut him an ass the length of the Lincoln Tunnel! We're gonna need a traffic cop on that shit!
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[They are discussing Dalton Russell]
Keith Frazier : What do you think he's going to do?
Madeliene White : Well, he's not gonna kill anyone.
Keith Frazier : How do you know?
Madeliene White : Because he's not a murderer.
Keith Frazier : How do you know? I got news for you. Most of the guys up in Sing Sing weren't murderers until they killed somebody.
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Keith Frazier : You got a card, in case I need to call you?
Madeliene White : [smiles sweetly] Please don't take this personally, but no. I don't think you can afford me.
Keith Frazier : Well, don't take this personally, Miss White. Kiss my black ass, okay?
Madeliene White : Careful, Detective. My bite is much worse than my bark.
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[Inside the "war room" van, Detective Keith Frazier finally accepts a call from Dalton Russell]
Dalton Russell : I got a question for ya. You get it right, I give you more time.
Keith Frazier : And?
Dalton Russell : You know what happens if you don't. Which weighs more: all the trains that pass through Grand Central Station in a year - or the trees cut down to print all U.S. currency in circulation? Here's a hint. It's a trick question.
[they both hang up]
Keith Frazier : What the hell was that? Playing games, now?
Captain John Darius : [realizing] It's the trains. U.S. money isn't printed on paper at all. It's cotton.
Mobile Command Officer Berk : Yeah, that's, that's right.
Captain John Darius : No trees were cut down.
Mobile Command Officer Rourke : Are you sure?
Captain John Darius : Yeah. One hundred percent.
Keith Frazier : Okay.
[He dials Dalton's number again. The phone rings. Dalton picks it up]
Keith Frazier : I got it.
Det. Bill Mitchell : Wait a second, wait a second.
Keith Frazier : Call you back.
[Both Frazier and Dalton hang up their phones]
Det. Bill Mitchell : It's a trap. They both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing.
Keith Frazier : They both weigh nothing or they both weigh the same?
Det. Bill Mitchell : Tell him they both weigh the same. Tell him they both weigh the same. Do it now.
Keith Frazier : They both weigh the same. Got it.
[Dalton picks up the phone]
Dalton Russell : Well?
Keith Frazier : They both weigh the same.
Dalton Russell : [with evil nonchalance] This time, send sandwiches.
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Vikram Walia : Fuckin' tired of this shit. What happened to my fuckin' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. Fuckin' random, my ass.
Keith Frazier : I bet you can get a cab though.
Vikram Walia : I guess that's one of the perks.
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Keith Frazier : C'mon let's go down the street to the bar. I'll buy you a drink
Dalton Russell : Thanks but I'm trying to stay away from bars right now if you know what I mean.
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Dalton Russell : You're too fucking smart to be a cop.
[He points a gun at Frazier]
Dalton Russell : Now get the fuck out of here.
Keith Frazier : What? You gonna shoot me? Go ahead, shit, you got nothing to lose, I damn sure got nothing to lose, so go ahead, shoot me. Shoot me.
Dalton Russell : [pause] Fuck you. Tell them to send someone sane over here.
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Keith Frazier : Alright, I've got them right where I want 'em.
Det. Bill Mitchell : Where's that?
Keith Frazier : Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start.
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Det. Bill Mitchell : This is bullshit, man. I mean, we're the only ones left trying to catch the bad guys and they're gonna come after us like that? Tell you what, every one of your accusers, man, I say we go after 'em all, Keith, Michael Corleone style. Michael Corleone, do you renounce Satan? Yes, I renounce him. Ptshusshh! Ptshusshh!
Keith Frazier : There's no 392.
Det. Bill Mitchell : Huh?
Keith Frazier : Safety deposit box number 392: according to these records, it doesn't exist. Pin-stripe, mayonnaise, lying motherfucker.
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Keith Frazier : Last time I had my johnson pulled this good it cost me five bucks.
Captain John Darius : Five bucks?
Keith Frazier : It was Tiajuana. Don't ask.
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Keith Frazier : Who ever heard of a bank robbers escaping on a plane with fifty hostages? You've seen Dog Day Afternoon! You're stalling! Why? I don't know.
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Keith Frazier : Let's just try to keep everybody calm, okay?
Dalton Russell : Don't I sound calm to you?
Keith Frazier : Yeah, you do.
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Keith Frazier : What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!
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Keith Frazier : You planned every inch of this thing right from the start, you got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and i'm through buying it!
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Sylvia : Did you bring Big Willy?
Keith Frazier : Yeah and the Twins!