The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence (1975 TV Special)

Jerry Nelson: Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Thomas Jefferson, Dancers, Announcer, Statler, Whaddayasay Bird, Melg, Envy, Pencil, Gluttony, Gene Shalit, Dr. Nauga, Sloth

Quotes 

• Sgt. Floyd Pepper : Can you believe this cat?

  Sam The Eagle : I am not a cat, I am a bird.

  Sgt. Floyd Pepper : You may be a bird, but you ain't the bird.