Garam Masala (2005)

Akshay Kumar: Mac

Quotes 

• Mambo : He called me a "sala"!

  Mac : You're from a different region - here, "sala" has a different meaning!

  Mambo : Really? What does it mean here then?

  Mac : It means... it means... the wife's brother!

• Babban : Your end is coming near.

  Mac : How?

  Babban : A man has come here claiming to be your relative with Anjali.

  Mac : Oh! Is he moustached and is his face like a squashed mango?

  Babban : Yes!

  Mac : Oh! He is my mama!

• Mac : The girls we like, never like us, and the girls who like us, who cares about them?