Beer League (2006)
Jimmy Palumbo: Johnny Trinno
Quotes
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Johnny Trinno : [giving the toast at Maz's wedding] So to recap, throughout it all, there's been a lot of laughter, and a few tears. But in the end the clouds parted, and the good Lord himself decided it was meant to be. And that's how I finished the regular season batting .706.
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Maz : I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice.
Johnny Trinno : Oh my god, that's the gayest order I've ever heard.
Artie DeVanzo : You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude.
Maz : Alright, here it comes.
Johnny Trinno : You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army.
Artie DeVanzo : You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People.
Rhonda : Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job?
Maz : Thank you.
Rhonda : Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice.
Maz : That's right.
Rhonda : Do you want a side order of cock with that?
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Johnny Trinno : It's unfair, it's like pitching to a healthy Lou Gehrig.
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Alfonse : Check it out, my new italiano mit.
Maz : That's cool, Alfonse.
Johnny Trinno : How much of a guido could you possibly be?
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Johnny Trinno : [speaking in an announcer-type voice] Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted 420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. If you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive *twice* the legal limit.
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Johnny Trinno : Let me get a bacon egg and cheese on a hard roll with a side order of fries, cheese, and gravy and a bowl of gravy on the side.
Artie DeVanzo : I'll have the same thing, plus pancakes.
Rhonda : Chocolate milk?
Artie DeVanzo : You know it honey.
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Maz : [responding to Artie about un-inviting Mangenelli to the wedding] He's Gina's cousin, he's going to be there, and don't start any trouble.
Artie DeVanzo : Hey, I'm not one to start trouble.
Johnny Trinno : Oh my God you fat fuckin' liar.