Bromwell High (2005– )

Jo Wyatt: Natella, Various, Tamsin

Quotes 

• Natella : I guess it's like alcohol. Just one more drink, then one more, then one more, then one more, until you spiral out of control in an orgy of self destruction!

  Latrina : Like me that time!

• Natella : I'm going to call my presentation, "Into the Melting Pot: a Carnival of Nations"!

  Keisha Marie : I'm going to call mine "Into the Shitpot: a Carnival of Shit".

• Natella : I have to tell the headmaster that Aisha broke the swing. It's the right thing to do.

  Latrina : And because you're doing the right thing, when Aisha kills you, you'll go straight to Heaven.

  Natella : Latrina, I'm a Hindu.

  Latrina : Disneyland?

• Keisha Marie : Shouldn't you be at the news agent?

  Natella : [annoyed]  Shouldn't you be doing crack in the hood with all your gangsta yardie motherfuckers?

• Keisha Marie : So today's the day...

  Natella : Yep, D-Day.

  Keisha Marie : Yep, Thursday.

  Natella : Friday.

  Keisha Marie : Yep, Wednesday.

  Natella : No, it's Friday, Keisha.

  Keisha Marie : Or is it D-Day?

  Natella : Yes, but that's...

  Keisha Marie : You think you know so much about the days of the week!

• Natella : [after playing her sitar and Gavin breaks it on stage]  Well, what do you think? Give me your honest opinion.

  Keisha Marie : You were shit, shittier than shit. You were so shit it made me wanna block out my ears of shit and eat some shit, and then do a shit.

  Natella : Right... Latrina?

  Latrina : Shit.

  Natella : Well, obviously I can't expect you to appreciate the subtleties of Indian classical music. For my talents to be truly appreciated, I require a more sophisticated audience.

  Keisha Marie : I agree, if sophisticated means deaf.

• Mr. Phillips : I bet you guys had all sorts of nicknames for me?

  Latrina : Nope. Not really.

  Mr. Phillips : You probably called me "Shitlips" or something like that? You probably went "Oh there goes old Shitty Shitlips" eh?

  Natella : No.

  Latrina : Heh. Phillips. Sounds like shitlips.