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Mrs. Claus : [referring to Laura and Neil] Oh, it's tall people...
[to Lucy]
Mrs. Claus : Not that you're not tall.
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Mrs. Claus : Oh, Scott - - it's time.
Scott Calvin : [checks his watch] Oh, about 10 o' clock.
Mrs. Claus : No, it's time to deliver the package.
Scott Calvin : No... midnight, as usual.
Mrs. Claus : No, it's time to deliver **the package**.
Scott Calvin : [looks down at Carol's abdomen, then suddenly raises his head and widens his eyes in slightly alarmed realization] It's time to deliver the PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
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[last lines]
Elf : So who got to pick out the name?
Mrs. Claus : Well, that was easy. We named him after his grandpa.
Scott Calvin : That's right. Say hello to Buddy Claus.
[holds out the baby]
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[first lines]
Mrs. Claus : All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg flying west at 20 miles per hour, and another reindeer flies east traveling at 50 miles per hour, how many hours does it take for them to be 210 miles apart?
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[Carol cries over her broken glass star tree topper]
Sylvia Newman : Oh, honey.
Scott Calvin : Honey, I think maybe I can fix that. I know you're upset.
Bud Newman : Oh, you picked up on that, did you?
Scott Calvin : Bud, what is that supposed to mean?
Bud Newman : Well, maybe if you weren't working all the time, you would know.
Scott Calvin : Well, maybe you don't understand the pressure I'm under.
Bud Newman : Well, maybe it's not as bad as being ripped away from your family and told you can't see them anymore.
Mrs. Claus : Dad.
Scott Calvin : Well, maybe that's why I invited you up here, Bud. So Carol can be surrounded by her family for love and support, while I try to do things you can't even imagine. But rather than try to makes things work, it seems like you're trying to make things worse.
Bud Newman : That's it. We're leaving.
Mrs. Claus : What?
Sylvia Newman : Maybe we shouldn't have come.
Scott Calvin : Maybe you're right. Maybe you shouldn't have come.
Mrs. Claus : Maybe I should never have come either.
[Scott gets frustrated and it's like he's about to say something. Jack rushes up to him]
Jack Frost : Don't say anything you'll regret.
[Carol leaves to sit down]
Jack Frost : I think we all need to cool down for a second. Huh?
[to Scott]
Jack Frost : Why don't you and I take a walk? Come on. Let's go. Let's just go.
[Scott and Jack leave as Carol's parents comfort her]
Sylvia Newman : Oh, sweetheart.
[Jack pulls out his present to Scott as they walk away]