Maggie:
[
to Alex] I really like you, and I hate having sex on a full stomach, so can we just skip the main course and move next door?
Linda Freeman:
Have you ever had an orgasm, Alex?
Alex Hughes:
It has been known.
Linda Freeman:
It sounds like an inferior version of what I feel when I have a mouthful of snow.
[
Shoves some into her mouth]
Linda Freeman:
Do people like you Alex?
Alex Hughes:
Not much, no.
Linda Freeman:
I'm not surprised. It's because those glasses don't look right on your face, you have a long face and those glasses make you look shifty.
Alex Hughes:
Really?
Linda Freeman:
Yes.
Linda Freeman:
Neurotypic people are obsessed with having friends. I'm only trying to help you get some.
Alex Hughes:
I know how you must be feeling. I had a son...
Linda Freeman:
You don't know how I'm feeling because you're not me.
Vivienne Freeman:
Behind every successful man is a truly astonishing woman.
Alex Hughes:
He's gay.
Vivienne Freeman:
My point exactly.
Linda Freeman:
Perfectamundo.
Linda Freeman:
B-A-A-N-G.
Alex Hughes:
You can't have two A's in bang.
Linda Freeman:
In Comic Book Word Scrabble, you can. You can have three A's if you want.
Alex Hughes:
Being with you. Being with Linda. Being with myself again. Hey, and I'm having sex and these muffins are great. That sort of thing.
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