The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008) Poster

Christian Doyle: Luster, Gary, Fastidian, Undead Fastidian

Quotes 

  • Luster (male) : [after accidently killing Flynn]  So, how much experience do I get for the bard?

  • Joanna : [after Drazuul moves after Luster's announcement of spell]  What happened to the spell?

    Gary : No good, Drazuul moves before me, blast me unless I have a barricade or something...

    Leo : [Leo looks up with great purpose and realization]  Hide behind the pile of dead bards.

  • Lodge : I've got a new villain lined up. Got it from a friend. Sort of a ninja-swashbuckler... the Shadow.

    Joanna : [surprised]  The Shadow?

    Gary : [confused]  The Shadow?

    Mark : [scared]  The Shadow?

    [Mark runs off screaming] 

  • Flynn the Fine : [singing]  Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...

    [Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins] 

    Lodge : [rolls]  Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.

    Gary : [holds stopwatch]  At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.

    Leo : There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!

  • Gary : So, how much experience do I get for the peasant?

  • Gary : I'm a wild mage. WILD! But you losers can call me "sorceress". That's right. I'm playing a chick.

    Leo : Dude, you hot?

    Gary : Seventeen charisma.

    Leo : Wanna have sex?

    Gary : Totally.

    Leo : Great! I seduce him, uh her.

    [Leo rolls his die] 

    Leo : Yes! I can totally seduce any homophobe with that roll!

    Lodge : We *haven't* started yet. You guys *haven't* met!

  • Gary : [voice-over]  What is that?

    Lodge : [voice-over]  The Heart of Therin. Legend has it the gem is composed of solid light.

    Gary : [voice-over]  Can I steal it?

    Lodge : [voice-over]  Well, considering it is one of the holiest symbols of the church and that the cathedral is swarming with paladins, that would most likely be suicide. Go right ahead.

  • Luster (male) : If this is about that farmer, I totally thought he was a demon.

  • Luster (male) : You know, you're unlike any other woman I've ever met.

    Daphne : Right back at ya.

    Luster (male) : So fast, so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk. A man could lose himself in those eyes.

    Daphne : A *man* could, yes, but apparently I must remind you that you're a woman.

    Luster : [pause]  ... of course I am. I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little girl-on-girl ac...

    Daphne : [grabs Luster's arm and puts it in a hold]  You don't *really* want to finish that thought, do you?

    Luster : I'll take that as a 'no.'

    Daphne : Good girl.

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