The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)
Christian Doyle: Luster, Gary, Fastidian, Undead Fastidian
Quotes
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Luster (male) : [after accidently killing Flynn] So, how much experience do I get for the bard?
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Flynn the Fine : [singing] Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...
[Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins]
Lodge : [rolls] Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.
Gary : [holds stopwatch] At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.
Leo : There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!
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Gary : So, how much experience do I get for the peasant?
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Gary : I'm a wild mage. WILD! But you losers can call me "sorceress". That's right. I'm playing a chick.
Leo : Dude, you hot?
Gary : Seventeen charisma.
Leo : Wanna have sex?
Gary : Totally.
Leo : Great! I seduce him, uh her.
[Leo rolls his die]
Leo : Yes! I can totally seduce any homophobe with that roll!
Lodge : We *haven't* started yet. You guys *haven't* met!
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Gary : [voice-over] What is that?
Lodge : [voice-over] The Heart of Therin. Legend has it the gem is composed of solid light.
Gary : [voice-over] Can I steal it?
Lodge : [voice-over] Well, considering it is one of the holiest symbols of the church and that the cathedral is swarming with paladins, that would most likely be suicide. Go right ahead.
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Luster (male) : If this is about that farmer, I totally thought he was a demon.
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Luster (male) : You know, you're unlike any other woman I've ever met.
Daphne : Right back at ya.
Luster (male) : So fast, so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk. A man could lose himself in those eyes.
Daphne : A *man* could, yes, but apparently I must remind you that you're a woman.
Luster : [pause] ... of course I am. I don't suppose you'd be interested in a little girl-on-girl ac...
Daphne : [grabs Luster's arm and puts it in a hold] You don't *really* want to finish that thought, do you?
Luster : I'll take that as a 'no.'
Daphne : Good girl.