Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
Ellen Wong: Knives Chau
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Quotes
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Knives Chau : What do you play?
Young Neil : Wow, ummm... Zelda... Tetris... that's kind of a big question.
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Knives Chau : I've never even kissed a guy before.
Scott Pilgrim : Hey... me neither.
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Wallace Wells : [to Scott] Everything does suck.
[phone rings]
Wallace Wells : Or does it?
[picks up the phone]
Wallace Wells : Hello? Oh, hey Knives. What's that? You're outside?
[Scott stands up quickly]
Knives Chau : [Knives knocks on the front door]
[Wallis opens the door]
Knives Chau : Is Scott here?
Wallace Wells : Uh, you know what?
[Scott dives through a window behind Wallis]
Wallace Wells : He just left.
Knives Chau : Really?
Wallace Wells : Yeah.
[Scott reaches through the window and grabs his jacket]
Wallace Wells : Sorry.
[Scott runs away behind Knives]
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Knives Chau : Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway.
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Knives Chau : Hey Scott!
Scott Pilgrim : What the hell...
Ramona V. Flowers : Who is that girl again?
Stephen Stills : Scott dated her.
Scott Pilgrim : Briefly.
Ramona V. Flowers : How old is she?
Scott Pilgrim : Uhhhhhhhh...
[the camera goes into his head. We see a wheel listing various thoughts. The arrow gets stuck between "I gotta pee" and "Who, her?"]
Scott Pilgrim : I gotta pee on her!... I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.
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Knives Chau : Is Scott here?
Wallace Wells : Uh, you know what...
[Scott jumps through the window]
Wallace Wells : He just left.
Knives Chau : Really?
[Scott reaches back in and grabs his jacket]
Wallace Wells : Yeah... sorry.
[Scott runs away behind Knives]
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Knives Chau : [talking to Ramona Flowers] You broke the heart that broke mine.
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Knives Chau : [to Ramona] Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel!
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Scott Pilgrim : Can we please stop all this fighting! Nobody stole anybody. Knives, I dated you and then I dated Ramona. Okay?
[beat; realizes what he said]
Scott Pilgrim : Maybe I forgot to tell Knives right away?
Knives Chau : You cheated on me, Scott? You cheated on both of us?
Ramona V. Flowers : You cheated on me with Knives?
Scott Pilgrim : No, I cheated on Knives with you.
Ramona V. Flowers : Is there a difference?
Scott Pilgrim : [sheepishly] You weren't wronged?
[Scott is immediately stabbed in the back by Gideon]
Gideon Gordon Graves : [through gritted teeth] Game over!
[Scott falls to the ground, crumpled over - dead]
Gideon Gordon Graves : Scottie. You can cheat on these ladies all you want, but you can't... cheat... death.
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Scott Pilgrim : It was a very amicable breakup. We're peaches and gravy now!
Knives Chau : [Sadly from behind him] Noooooo...
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Knives Chau : He's dating a fat-ass hipster chick! I hate her stupid guts! He only likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, 25! She's just some fat-ass white girl, you know?
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Knives Chau : This fat-ass hurt me and I will have my revenge!