- Sailor: This bloody whore threw the keys overboard!
- Hairdresser: What? Insulting words towards a Soviet woman!
- Captain of the 2nd ferry: Allow us to drive to your port!
- Captain: You can drive to your grandmother's...
- Captain's girlfriend: Can't the other ferry help you?
- Captain: Nobody can help me now. The bank is broken.
- Lecturer: I've read about this, it can cause childhood traumas...
- Hairdresser: You've got traumas in your arse!
- [Jumbu is lying in a poddle of water and extinguishes the fire]
- Sailor: How is it?
- Jumbu: With a girl is better!
- Captain: [to the wheelman] Go and drown yourself into the petrol before we all will be blown up to the sky!