A Friend of Mine (2006)

Jürgen Vogel: Hans

Quotes 

• Hans : Does one have to sing here?

  Karl : Whatever you do, don't sing. Tell him you're talking to God every night before you go to sleep.

• Hans : Do you know why such a giant big piece of metal and plastic and, what have you, teapots, seats, stewardesses and so on, can fly at all?

  Karl : [indicates]  No

  Hans : Because the travel distance of the air above the wing is longer than underneath.

• Karl : I've been studying theology once.

  Hans : [chuckling]  So you're not allowed to sleep with women.

  Karl : What?

  Hans : Not even touch them, right? Not even pat a little, or grab a bit. Nothing, right?

  Karl : No.

  Hans : No. Not at all, right?

  Karl : Yes yes yes. I only studied it, right? I'm allowed everything.

• Hans : Are you happy?

  Karl : I don't know.

• Hans : Who's waiting for you at home, your girl-friend?

  Karl : Nobody.

  Hans : So, Nobody's her name!

• Stelle : I have cake.

  Hans : Cake is top!

• Hans : Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?

• Hans : Did you know that the Earth is not a globe?

  Hans : It's a level rotational ellipsoid.

• Karl : The girls are waiting for the bus.

  Hans : Right! These aren't just girls. They're girls Waiting For The Bus!

  Hans : [waving]  Hoohoo!

• Hans : Stelle just arrived from London. I thought, maybe we could go drink a cup of coffee.

  Karl : I'd like to. Hans, would you lend me your clothes, as long as you're wearing mine?

• Hans : I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.

• Karl : Do you think it's "hot" or "top", if I'm kissing your girl-friend?

  Hans : You're crazy about her! But, admit it, you're also a wee bit crazy about me, aren't you?

• Hans : Karl, don't forget your stolen car!

• Hans : Do you think it's my dream to drive around with a fucking car? You didn't get anything.