- Robin Williams: I have to go now, my drugs are wearing off. Anyone wants to sue me, please call my law firms: Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, and Shapiro.
- Robin Williams: [during the cast party after cancellation, he has something quirky to say about everybody there; his wife Valerie is next] Ah Valerie, my wife.
- [immitating her thinking]
- Robin Williams: Hmmm, let's see; him or electroshock? Uh, doctor?
- Harvey Severson: Wait a second, you're not going to ask me to write for them?
- Garry Marshall: No, no, no, Harvey, friends, don't ask friends to write for Laverne and Shirley.
- Garry Marshall: [forced to fire Conrad Janis and Elizabeht Kerr] What can I do? It's their network...
- Elizabeth Kerr: They are such wieners!