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2/10
Another truly terrible movie from Sci-Fi
D Airey27 February 2005
I've learned my lesson. I was going to skip this movie until I checked it out on IMDb. Wow, three people gave it a pretty good review. Maybe it's worth a chance. After watching the movie, it now appears these people had some vested interest in posting other than a fair review of the movie. Take, for instance, Jon H Ochiai. After I saw this terrible movie, I wondered who in the world would recommend an obvious stinker like this. So I took a look at some of Mr. Ochiai's other reviews. This guy appears to be someone with classical training as a movie reviewer, except there are no bad recommendations in his voluminous collection of reviews. I'm guessing there must be some cottage industry for people that can't land a steady gig for a real media outlet, so they pump these movies while they wait for an honest job.

Lesson one: Sci-Fi makes terrible movies. I'll not watch another premier.

Lesson two: There are people that pump these movies just like they have people pumping stocks on Yahoo. Though I still have trouble envisioning the economic model (are they really paid, or like the bad guys in these movies, are they just pure evil).

Lesson three: There are no low budget movies with four writers that are worth watching.
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3/10
Line right up, line right up. Here's another threat to earth.
lost-in-limbo30 August 2006
An alien race invades earth and holds it hostage in exchange for millions of human lives to save their species from a lethal virus. How it's decided is that people are chosen for this fate by some sort of lottery system organised by the world government, but a scientist, Steven Chase tries to save the life of his daughter, who has been accepted. He joins a resistance and they go out of their way to fight off the harvest.

"Alien Blood" is a cheap looking TV feature that's simply very lackadaisical and dead flat when it comes to the thrills. This story is one man's quest to save his daughter's life, and by the way maybe the rest of mankind along the way. Reading a lot of the reviews and I see it takes quite a bagging. Although I don't think it's extremely awful, but still it's bad. Plain and simple, the material was just far from stimulating, despite a decent concept. What we ended up with it is far from clever and unpredictable. The film's production looked glossy, but came across as quite shallow and mostly unexciting. When it gets going it just seems to rush on by, but it doesn't cover too much ground behind some workable facets that are brought up. It might think there's some sort of deep message within its material, but all I got was extreme corn and laughable dialogues. The insipid dribble they fumble out will choke you to death! Oh my, it was way too talkative with such wretched details and not to BRIGHT actions (just wait for the last 10 minutes!).

The direction is by the numbers and performances are pretty stilted. Brad Johnson was terribly uninspired in the lead role as Steven Chase and the foxy Erin Ross plays his daughter Heather. Yep, even Carl Weathers didn't get up too much. Watch out for the stiff looking aliens that look like they are dressed up in white business shirts and black trousers. Special effects were fine I guess for such a production, but they can only do so much and it wasn't enough here.

An undemanding Sci-fi yarn that pretty much had me yawning more often.
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2/10
Pretty dire
LughNatic26 February 2005
Just saw this on SciFi channel. Big disappointment after reading some of the promising reviews here. I always give scifi movies a bit of extra leeway as I like the genre, but Alien Siege is just plain poor.

I agree on two points others have made. Good story line which deserves to be made into a decent movie some day, and good visual effects.

That's about it though for the good bits. The direction was pedestrian, no build-up of tension or drama. Terrible screenplay, you'll find better dialog in comic books, and the characters never engaged me in caring about their fate. The acting was generally well below B standard, although in fairness the cast had very little to work with.

I rate this 2/10 for the story and visuals. I kept waiting for it to improve, but it didn't happen. Oh well, sometimes the bear gets you...
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1/10
Inept, pretentious, and downright stupid.
dl4327 February 2005
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God, this movie was horrible!

Consider three ominous premonitions with which to conclude that you're in for a particularly lousy alien invasion flick, in that the extraterrestrials in question 1) have adopted English as their own language, 2) visually resemble humans in every manner save for a few isolated patches of superficial make-up, and 3) have allocated their own race with such an innocuously cheesy title as "The CouCou" (Evidently, somebody in the writing staff is more than a little "cuckoo", in this endeavor.)

The premise of the film borrows heavily from the early eighties miniseries "V", in that aliens are actively in the process of harvesting a limited quantity of humans as necessary food supplies. On this occasion, the global spectrum of worldwide government's have conceded to a pact, in which 8 million pre-selected specimens are to be redistributed to the invaders in exchange for avoiding the alternative, that of earth's outright destruction. However, the aliens themselves had apparently left some critical gadgets behind in their 1947 mishap at Roswell. Now, scientist Stephen Chase (Brad Johnson) has enlisted the help of the elusive Dr. Baker (by the way, who the hell ever heard of a Baker with an Eastern-European accent?) for the sake of using the contraptions against them. As astronomical coincidence would have it, the unique DNA-structure of Daddy's little girl (portrayed by Erin Ross) beholds the genetic formula, whereby the extraterrestrials can stave off the spread of a ravaging plague.

Clearly, the plot has effectively relegated the potential of this flick to nothing further than the seen-it-done-it-before variety, and the woefully inept screenplay doesn't help.

Accordingly, the limited imagination of the screenwriters has left little more for Ross to do, other than expound through clenched teeth her endless list of grievances about life and limb as the malevolent E.T.'s proceed to operate on her.

After a temporary jailbreak, the equally-obnoxious Alex finds time to console her with a gist of fatherly advice, "You just gotta keep going', keep going'." (write that down, boys and girls).

When not groan-inducing in its content, the moronic script lends itself to occasional bouts of inadvertent humor.

For example, one particular instance which left me rolling on the floor transpires as Johnson barrels forth toward a low-hovering alien craft as one of the more reluctant fellow resistance members hollers, "You're going the wrong way!!"

Beyond the two-hours worth of cheesy dialogue are the poorly directed battle sequences, in which the combatants on both sides proceed to crouch in spatial areas to blindly exchange gunfire and laser blasts back and forth. You would think that if any of these idiots were actually interested in prolonging their own lifespan, somebody might actually contemplate the prospect of utilizing available cover.

As if the style wasn't bad enough, the structure of the plot itself contains a sufficient number of holes with which to infinitely supply a doughnut factory.

For instance, consider the film's feeble attempt to concoct a "compelling twist" to its barely sustainable storyline. As it turns out, the human-alien pact in question had been erected under the doctrine of a predisposed double-cross. Thus, soon after harvesting their eight millionth specimen, the aliens proceed upon a global rampage, thereby rounding up every last homosapian they can find. Needless to say, this begs the question, why bother to form the pact in the first place?

Clearly, the aforementioned shortcomings merely represent the tip of the scale in the film's ongoing list of flaws. But the above alone is more than sufficient cause with which to give any reasonable viewer incentive to stand clear of this moronic rehash of the alien invasion formula.
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1/10
Stinky
dantsea27 February 2005
The writing is so awful that it's sometimes hard to believe the actors went through with reading their lines. Judging from the barely contained expressions of disgust and embarrassment on the faces of some players, you can tell they can barely believe they're reading these lines. Porn would have been a more dignified career choice.

The CGI budget seems to have been spent on two very nicely done shots of the alien ship hovering above the planet. Everything else looks like the rudimentary placeholders that CGI artists block in while making the final design.

Speaking of special effects, while I can buy the humanoid features of the alien race the silly accents were a bit much. I did, however, appreciate the unintentional humor of the alien personal communication system, which appeared to be activated by the alien tapping something resembling a giant zit on their cheeks.

Also providing much unintentional humor: The enthusiastic paid shills who posted here well in advance of this sewage airing on SciFi.
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1/10
Oh my God, could it be worse?!?!?
DaytonaBob26 February 2005
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The other comments on here are so obviously shills as to be shameless.

This is so hackneyed as to make you wonder just how many suits were in on the screen writing because it's pretty obvious there were no actual screenwriters AND if by some horrible chance this is how professional screenwriters write...then no wonder we have such terrible movies.

Besides, didn't we see this in the 80's as "V"? No one can hit the side of a barn? I think one of the worst qualities of any movie are some of the following and this piece of dreck managed to have them all.

Girl falls down. Oh jeez how many more times do we have to put up with that garbage????? Americans have no problem with shooting their own people? Sorry not believable. We are not like that. AND we just give over hundreds of thousands to be killed? For what exactly???? The girl knows she is special yet says nothing until she is captured??????? WTF? 650,000 from prisons? Why stop there? We have over TWO MILLION prisoners. Not saying that is right either, I'm just saying why did the government spare the other million and a half and go after actually innocent people. (I will grant you that under a 1997 DOJ study, there are about 3 percent of the prison population is innocent)

The whole firefight in the forest made no sense. None. We are never told how they managed to figure out EXACTLY WHERE THEY WOULD BE? Even with a snitch, how would they know exactly where they were? Helloooo?

Plus NONE of the firefights make any sense. Just stand up where everyone can see you? Make no attempt at blockage? NONE? Then when the aliens come through the door, NO ONE CAN HIT THEM???? Helloooooo?!?!?You are aiming at a target area 6 feet wide and you can't hit a single alien and you have a half a dozen guns shooting at that same target?

This is why movies like this tank. They are just plain stupid and the directors and writers treat their audiences as though they are equally stupid.

ANd let me get this straight. The daddy just pushes the bad guy out of the way and then turns his back on him??? How bad can this get??? What is this further dreck of letting bad guys go away? These people kill left and right, yet when the drop is on them, the good guys just let them go or turn their back on them YET AGAIN??? One of the great failings of movies like this is the inability of the writers to make us believe that how we got from A to B to C to D makes sense and unfortunately movies of this low caliber seem to expect us to believe we got from A to D to M without any rhyme or reason.

The scriptwriting is just so poor. I have a 13 year old niece who was watching this and she said no one talks like this or acts like this and then said she could have written a better script. And ya know what? I believe her..

And where did the romantic crud come from? That 70's ending of everyone hugging and kissing is just such...well so 70's. And so was this whole movie.

Just terrible.
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1/10
Q: could it be as terrible as they say? A: not merely
bob_obob13 August 2005
I watched this partly because of the huge gap between the positive and negative reviews here on IMDb.

It's hard for me to believe that there's anyone PAYING IMDb reviewers to pump up the reviews for anything at all, much less a relatively low budget made-for-sciffy-channel waste of time. But hey, since you're obviously out there somewhere, drop me a line, I could use the spare change... Okay, just kidding.

But it's terrible. Of course you'll probably need to make your own decision, but when you do, count my vote on the "for goodness' sake DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME" side. I hope for your sake reading these reviews is ALL the time you waste on this movie.

The ONLY positive I can think of is that SOME of the acting wasn't horrible. All the special effects are, most of the writing is (some of it's merely mediocre), and although I don't consider myself much of a judge of directing or cinematography, it certainly isn't good enough to redeem this turkey.
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1/10
Awful is not enough...
TreborC13 June 2005
Among the hundreds of watched movies this must be one of the worst.. Pretty much everything is plainly wrong with it. No offense to people trying to make low budget movies, SciFi or not, au contraire, this movie is a mold in the eye for those who's REALLY trying to make something good with whatever budget the might have. Script, directing, dialog, acting, lightning, camera, CGI and again.. the SCRIPT, they must have been drunk on Kulku. If U against all odds found "V" to be entertaining prepare for a amazingly if possible even worse ripoff. Sorry guys (director Robert Stadd, writers Bill Lundy, Paul Salamoff) but plz don't quit your day jobs, OK. The only feeling left after watching this *hrmftpp* "movie" is anger, anger due to dragging SciFi in the dirt..
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5/10
Watchable low budget SCI-FI Flick
wilkesdavid25 January 2006
My wife and I started to watch this film the other night with the intention of just seeing 10 minutes or so before we went to bed, but ended up watching it all. My wife is definitely not a sci-fi fan (unlike me) but she still enjoyed this.

Yes, the effects are awful (the original series of Star Trek had better) and I would agree with others on how bad some of the acting was (funnily enough you could tell who the evil guys were by how bad their acting was, although even the good guys weren't that much better). However, it was definitely watchable and dare I say it, even mildly enjoyable.

In summary, the kind of film that is worth watching if it happens to be on air and nothing else worth watching is on, but not worth actively seeking out.
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Bloody awful
p5128 February 2005
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I've never written one of these before, but this truly brain-dead effort made me decide to do so. First off, they had a very good premise. Really. An alien race that kicked the heck out everything Earth had to send, then made a deal. In exchange for not killing off the planet, we had to turn over eight million people to be boiled into a medicine to cure a disease that nothing else will cure. There's also hints that Roswell was one of their ships, so they know all about us. The premise was good. The scenes of people walking sullenly into "camps," where they stand in line waiting to be taken up to the mother ship to be placed in containers where they are… well, I can't describe what happens to them, it looks like the transporter from "Galaxy Quest," except while they're covered in the electric goo, the machine instantly turns their bodies into a red liquid, the people screaming as they're bodies are boiled away. And it's all done with no secret plot, everyone knows and government is helping round up the victims. While other countries are emptying out their prisons, the US decided to have a computerized lottery where anyone could get picked. Many run, and the Army is out hunting them down for the aliens. Man, what a creepy idea. So much so, it made me think all weekend about how creepy an idea it was. I thought about the Holocaust, and how people just standing there, waiting to be taken up to the ship to die horribly and everyone knowing about it, didn't sound as crazy as one would think. Especially since the aliens need a specific number and if not you, well, maybe your parents, child or best friend would go instead. It wasn't that much of a stretch to imagine. But once you get past the Holocaust imagery (we even see the same kind of scene from "Schindler's List" where the people's clothes and personal effects are piled up after the last batch was sent off to their deaths), it stops being creepy and starts being cheesy. Someone else has suggested that this should re-made someday. I agree. Imagine "Independence Day" with the "human sacrifice" kick to it. Done well, this idea has promise. Done like this, well, I've seen high school film students make better stuff. The aliens aren't even good "Star Trek" quality. Give people strange haircuts and make them walk like they're on acid. THESE are the folks that overran the Earth? Not likely, my 7-year-old niece could take one of these goons out! At least "ID-4" and "War of the Worlds" had plausible attackers, beings are could accept could kick human butt. These aliens are worse the German sentries in a 1960s WW2 movie (see Fritz get knifed from behind). I won't even go into tactics, as I'm a former US Army officer and I could write for pages on that alone. Kids with paintball guns would do much better, let's just say. SFX? Hey, not too bad for TV. I have to give them that. I particularly like the "news" footage at the beginning where a MIG-25 takes on an alien spaceship. Good stuff there. And in all fairness, it was a halfway decent opening to the film. This was certainly filmed in Eastern Europe, and most of the budget seems to be spent getting some Western vehicles to the eastern location (they didn't bother with the military vehicles, as the Army is now using Soviet-Block 5-ton trucks now, it seems). Did anyone but me notice that NONE of the weapons actually being fired were real M-16s? They were AK's with fake carrying handles welded to the tops. That explains why all the gunfire was at night in the film, maybe? And how about the alien walking down "Mainstreet USA" that has cobblestones? Man, what town in the US has streets like THAT anymore? Like I wrote earlier, the scene of people being turned into goo were particularly disturbing (especially when they pull back to show thousands of screaming people trapped in cubicles in the wall, being liquefied). But I did find it kind of funny that people knowing full well that they were about to die horribly and that their own government cheerfully sent them to that end, NOBODY seems the least bit scared. There's a scene where someone being "tested" for the right blood type (yeah, they never explain what that was all about), this guy MUST know what is about to happen to him, and he looks less nervous than I do at the dentist. The guy is strapped down by an alien doctor, and he doesn't scream at all or look worried until about two seconds before he's boiled alive? Puh-lease. I get that the people know there's nowhere to run, but if you think thousands of folks would willing walk into something like that without struggling just a little, you're nuts. Brad Johnson and Carl Weather were each perfect for this: Two stars on the downhill side of what had been very promising careers (I STILL can't believe that's Apollo Creed playing the General). Both act with ability of a wooden Indian. And Erin Ross as the daughter? Hey, if she's really 20 like the movie says, this film will be up for an Emmy next year. In the end, a great premise went somewhere. I'm still wondering where. But wherever it went, it went there in classic "B" movie fashion. I actually want my two hours back after watching this.
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1/10
Really, really cheezy and bad
rguenard26 February 2005
Do not believe the good comments posted here. They are obvious plants.

This is another in a long line of awful made-for-TV SciFi productions. The budget for this one must have been unusually small, or else they blew it on 10 or 20 min of merely adequate special effects. The rest of the movie is filmed in locations that obviously did not cost the film makers much, if anything.

If you were expecting something like Independence Day, forget it. The entire invasion and subjugation of the world takes about 5 min. at the beginning. I guess anything more would have been too expensive. Don't waste your time on this.
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8/10
Man has been served; it is time To Medicate Man
BrandtSponseller4 March 2005
Set in the not-too-distant future, Alien Siege (aka Alien Blood) begins with faux news footage explaining Earth's troubles with an extraterrestrial race called the Kulku. It seems the Kulku have developed a strange, epidemic virus that only human chemistry can combat. So the Kulku set about acquiring the millions of humans they need to "process" in order to create a sufficient amount of medicine, which is being sent back to their planet via transport pods. Because of the Kulku's superior military abilities, the governments of the world are cooperating. Alien Siege concerns a research scientist, Stephen Chase (Brad Johnson) who is trying to protect his daughter, Heather (Erin Ross), from becoming Kulku fodder.

This film, yet another in a long line of movies made exclusively for U.S. cable's Sci-Fi Channel, seems to be really getting knocked in early reviews. That's not unusual, but it is lamentable. The Sci-Fi channel deserves accolades for its attempts to continually present interesting, original genre films to its audience. Despite occasional missteps, many of these films are quite good, and transcend their budgetary limitations. Alien Siege is no exception, providing a fascinating, well-acted and directed science-based fantasy/action story with poignant subtexts.

Similar to some other sci-fi films, from The War of the Worlds (1953) to Independence Day (1996) and even Mars Attacks! (1996), Alien Siege's extraterrestrials have launched a large-scale invasion, and have found it relatively easy to dominate humans, even though they may be little match to humans physically. However, making the film more frightening is the fact that the Kulku are so close to humans in appearance and behavior, and so rational but calculating in their motivation. This fuels one of the film's major subtexts, which is keyed to a particular line of dialogue--the Kulku consider themselves a superior kind of being to humans, and perhaps they are if measured in conventional or traditional ways. To them, their harvesting of humans is not very different than humans harvesting and/or utilizing animals for food, medical research and other kinds of experiments. Some Kulku, at least may regret the need for treating humans they way they are, but they see it as a "necessary evil" to save the dominant species.

That the humans are so ready to acquiesce fuels other, related subtexts. At first, the compliance is voluntary and utilitarian. Humans are offering themselves to the Kulku for the "greater good"--in order to avoid the Kulku killing more humans than necessary. It is assumed that the Kulku have the ability to take what they need whether it's given voluntarily or not. A major theme in the film concerns whether it's better to assent to something undesirable but seemingly insurmountable so easily, without a fight, or whether the greater good should be subject to more risk in a gambit to overcome the odds and produce a more desirable outcome. On these points alone, Alien Siege is worth watching and thinking about. This film would be a great launching pad for these issues in an ethics class.

It's even more difficult to understand the plethora of negative criticism in light of these aspects. Sci-fi literature long had a reputation for bringing up these kinds of complex philosophical issues, especially any that were the result of scientific progress and applications. Sci-fi fans have a long tradition of complaining that films have not adequately tackled that kind of material. Alien Siege arrives at the issues by way of "hard science"--a sought medical/chemical cure to an entrenched virus. It also features a protagonist who is doing hard science, and who reaches turning points in the plot through scientific means. Further, it engages in another beloved characteristic of much sci-fi literature long absent from films--recontextualizing bits of actual human history so that they fit the new, speculative/fantastic premise.

The performances in the film are fine, the direction more than competent--especially during the action sequences--if not flashy, the limited special effects are handled well and the locations are often charming and occasionally atmospheric. While Alien Siege isn't likely to win any awards, it's a quality piece of film-making that achieves what many sci-fi fans are looking for.

After reading through some other comments, it seems like many viewers are finding fault with aspects of the film related to budget. This is a Sci-Fi Channel original, not a 100 million dollar film. Of course it's not going to look like Independence Day. It seems unjust to criticize the film for not having more elaborate special effects, production design and so forth. Aspects of the film not directly related to budget--such as quality of the performances, the script, and so on--make sense to criticize in a film like this, but it's not a bad film simply because they couldn't spend 100 million on it.

It also seems worthwhile to point out, since some people seem to be forgetting, that different people have different tastes, and they often want different things from a film; they have different criteria for what makes a film good. There's not a right or wrong answer about how good a film is. The most you can hope for is to (a) read some interesting comments about the reviewer's personal take on the film and (b) glean enough factual information from a review that it enables a more educated guess whether you might like or dislike the film, based on what you know about your tastes--not based on a faulty assumption that if one human is honest and reasonably intelligent, then you're likely to have a very similar opinion on an artwork.
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6/10
An Entertaining Collection of Clichés
claudio_carvalho8 April 2007
Earth is attacked by the Kulkus, a hostile alien breed infected by a lethal virus and needing human blood to develop an antidote. The worldwide governments negotiate with the humanoid ambassador the terms of peace, giving eight million humans shared between the nations to the aliens and in return they would spare our planet. When Heather Chase (Erin Ross), the daughter of the scientist Stephen Chase (Brad Johnson), is one of the selected, her father fights to save her, joining the resistance force. He proposes to Blair (Lilias Lane) and Alex (Cory Michael Davis), the leaders of the resistance, to give his researches with some alien material found in 1947, exchanging for the liberty of his daughter. But Heather is an unique species, having a genetic that heals the aliens and they do not accept to release her.

"Alien Siege" is a collection of clichés, recalling among other movies the cult "V". The predictable story has some reasonable special effects, good actors, adequate pace, and in the end this B-movie entertains without being special. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "O Perigo Alienígena" ("The Alien Danger")
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1/10
Truly Sad
info-imdbcom29 November 2005
I kept thinking I was watching a bad episode of 'V' or a poor remake of 'Independence Day' or a bad rework of goodness knows how many other sci-fi shows.

The cast all looked as if they could do a good job if only they had little things like a plot or decent characterisation.

The special effects ranged from the quite good (the CGI stuff) to the awful (Plastic alien technology). Also will somebody explain to me why when the dead bad guys leave ray-guns lying around, nobody ever picks them up. OK they do right at the end - maybe it takes a while for the good guys to realise that using advanced weaponry might be a good idea?

Oh well, it's not the worst sci-fi movie ever, maybe.
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3/10
More dreck, bought to you by the SciFi channel
auteurus3 July 2006
'Alien Siege' is more Sci Fi channel dreck, churned out by the UFO film company in Eastern Europe. I have to wonder why I actually bother anymore with these no budget cable movies that Sci Fi channel seems to put out every month. They show zero creativity, poor acting and the hokey computer graphics and stock 3D models just add insult to injury. The plot of Alien Siege is entirely derivative of alien invasion films like 'V' and 'Earth - Final Conflict' and brings nothing new to the genre. The only part worth watching is the trailer, which packs more thrills than the actual movie.

Maybe next time Sci Fi could give the quarter million dollar budget to some independent director to make a low budget science fiction movie with some original ideas, rather than waste it on yet another Saturday night disappointment like this one. The existence of a great low budget SF movie like 'Primer' is a perfect demonstration of why 'Alien Blood' is truly a cultural invasion, with or without aliens.
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4/10
Bad illogical low budget sci-fi.
poolandrews17 May 2010
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Alien Siegestarts as the planet Earth is under threat, a race of humanoid aliens known as Kulkus have attacked & many lives have been lost, with their superior technology we didn't stand a chance. The Kulkus as a race are dying, a virus is killing their entire planet & the only known cure for the virus is human blood. The Kulkus need eight million people to sacrifice, they need that blood & each country on Earth has decided to donate a certain percentage of the Kulkus demand. America has agreed to donate eight hundred thousand people with volunteers making up a large portion, unfortunately the rest of those to be sacrificed are decided by a lottery & Heather Chase (Erin Ross) has been chosen. Heather's scientist father Stephen (Brad Johnson) is distraught & after Heather is taken away to be delivered to the Kulkus he teams up with a resistance in order to get her back & try to defeat the Kulkus once & for all before anymore innocent lives are lost...

Directed by Robert Stadd this made for telly sci-fi film has lofty ambitions but not the budget or know how to see them through, in fact when all said & done Alien Siege is a rather sloppy sci-fi thriller with little to recommend it. The script has some race of aliens visit Earth in search of a cure to a virus that is wiping them out & in order to make the cure they human blood & lots of it, this had a decent amount of potential to be a good sci-fi alien invasion flick but the sloppy script & low budget ruin it. There are obvious problems from the word go, even though the Kulkus need human blood it's never made clear why they need to kill eight million people to get it rather than say have eighty million donors each donate a pint of blood each which wouldn't actually kill anyone or have any long lasting harmful effects, would it? I am sure the earth authorities would be prepared to do this & I am sure the hostility between the Kulkus & the human race wouldn't be there, also it's mentioned the worm hole in which the Kulkus travelled to Earth is only one way as far as living matter goes but surely blood is living matter? How did Heather's father find out about her being chosen in the lottery before she did herself? To me Alien Siege felt like a cross between the telly series V in which aliens visit Earth in huge spaceships from a dying planet to harvest humans & Independence Day (1996) with the Government scientist who uses the aliens own technology against them after he has studied for years after a Kulkus ship crashed, to be fair to it at least it moves along at a good pace & even though it's got some plot holes & dull character's it's eventful. The script tries to give the Kulkus aliens personality & a society of their own, the film has both the politics of humans & the Kulkus to try & balance both sides out with our humanity rubbing off one some of the Kulkus but it has little effect & by the end it's a typical humans versus nasty aliens sci-fi film.

The CGI computer effects vary, some of the space scenes are quite nice as are one or two of the spaceship effects but there are some really bad CGI effects here too so be warned. The Kulkus look exactly like human beings (to save money, hey alien make-up effects cost money) except that they have this blue patch of something on their cheek which is never explained or even mentioned. There are a few shoot-outs & a few people are gorily shot to get it an 'R' rating but otherwise there's no graphic gore here. The whole film screams made for telly, it's bland & dull & while competent totally forgettable. There's one odd scene in which an alien Kulkus guard fires a laser at a car & it blows up yet in the very next shot he fires it at a lorry & yet there's not even so much as a scratch, why? OK a lorry is bigger than a car but not necessarily made from anything any stronger, is it?

Although set in America & space Alien Siege was actually filmed in Bulgaria. The acting isn't great, one time Hollywood star Carl Weathers has a small role & is looking pretty old these days.

Alien Siege is an ambitious sci-fi that has alien invasions, interplanetary politics & some huge plot holes that make no sense if you think about them that is watchable in an undemanding way but it simply has to many flaws to even approach anything near good.
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3/10
Alien invasion on a shoestring
Leofwine_draca12 January 2011
A silly little outing that tells of an alien attack on our planet. Sure, the story is epic in scope, but on a budget that allows for only a couple of shoot-outs in the woods, it doesn't really work.

The moment I saw the aliens in white makeup with little radio receivers glued to their faces I knew I was in for a cheesy, sub-STAR TREK style outing. Execrable CGI effects, consisting of laser beams, UFOs and people disintegrating within 'blood bags', are not to be taken seriously.

The cast, headed by the wooden Brad Johnson, fare no better. Indeed, one of the only reasons I tuned in was to see Carl Weathers; he's bagged a minor role playing a tough army general. Weathers kicks ass - the rest of this film does not.

We're left with a concoction of silly effects, low-rent action scenes and lots of dull pondering over right and wrong while a dozen or so plot holes are generally glazed over. Not the Science Fiction channel's greatest hour, then...
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1/10
Intelligence Siege, more like!
TheLittleSongbird7 May 2012
I love movies, whatever genre, whatever year and whether they are good or bad. I wasn't anticipating very much, considering the unoriginal if somewhat intriguing concept and that it was a low budget TV movie airing on a channel notorious for producing bad to bottom-of-the-barrel movies. And it was actually worse than I expected, with mostly fake-looking effects(though there are a couple of decent ones) and choppy editing. The script contains some of the cheesiest, intelligence-insulting and most stilted dialogue I've heard from any of these movies, the characters are annoying and walking clichés and the story is unexciting, contrived and incredibly hackneyed(I would have forgiven the lack of originality if the movie was actually interesting, and it never was). The acting is dreadful, with the actors looking bored and stiff and Erin Ross' style of acting I have seen before and much better as well. In conclusion, cheaply made, badly written and acted and quite frankly an insult to the intelligence. 1/10(and that's only for the couple of decent, and I put that term generously, effects) Bethany Cox
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2/10
An alien threat movie without the sense of any threat...
paul_haakonsen2 August 2021
I stumbled upon the 2005 sci-fi movie "Alien Siege" and opted to watch it as the movie had Carl Weathers on the cast list, plus it was a movie that I hadn't already seen.

And while "Alien Siege" may be watchable to some, writers Bill Lundy, Paul Salamoff, Robert Stadd and Ian Valentine just failed to collectively put together a script and storyline that proved overly entertaining or enjoyable to me.

If you have seen the 1983/1984 "V" series, or even the 2009 reboot of "V", then you already have seen "Alien Siege", except that "V" managed to do a lot better than director Robert Stadd did with "Alien Siege".

The acting in the movie was adequate, taking into consideration the concept of the whole thing, the budget and the frames that the actors and actresses had to work with. However, you shouldn't go expecting any grand acting performances though. Not even Carl Weathers managed to lift up this movie, as he was only briefly in the movie.

Visually then "Alien Siege" was not a great movie. The special effects were adequate, but felt inferior and especially the green screen effects were a hindrance for the movie, as they were rather lousy.

There was just no particular sense of this being an alien threat movie, as the 'aliens' weren't particularly threatening, menacing or even remotely alien-like.

I managed to sit through the entire movie, though I was dangerously close to drifting off a couple of times throughout the ordeal.

My rating of "Alien Siege" lands on a two out of ten stars. This was by no means a glorious moment in the history of sci-fi movies, not even for a sci-fi TV movie.
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1/10
Painful
Willowroona3 February 2007
Chinese water torture? The Iron Maiden? Thumbscrews? How about being forced to watch Alien Blood/Siege?

Is there a difference between these?Yes- the first three are a walk in the park compared to this horrendous waste of money, film and (luckily) only 25 minutes of my life time.

Not since Saving Private Ryan have I felt physically ill through the first 20 minutes of a movie.

Im just annoyed it was a TV movie, at least if I had been at a cinema I could have demanded my money back.

If you have any respect for yourself you will avoid this at all costs.
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3/10
Alien Sominex
emolina9799 October 2005
Aliens harvesting humans to save themselves from a plague! Humans turning over their own to save their lives! I think the makers were trying to address some Big Moral Issues about what people would sink to in order to save themselves, but this movie just gets lost in the details. It is very distracting when the alien soldiers dress like waiters. Also, stand straight up in the open when someone shoots at them (I guess this proves they are not human?). And it's very disconcerting the way the humans shoot them with machine guns, and just happen to get them right between the eyes - even if only a couple of times. Then there's the earth resistance, who are desperate to get alien technology to turn it back on them, and never actually try to pick up the sidearms the alien soldiers drop when the resistance fighters kill them by the truckload (well, they don't take cover - do they?). They need a Scientist who was studying Wreckage from an Alien Crash to figure out that we can use their weapons. There's a lot of this stuff - too much for a good action movie, and not enough explanation, character development, etc. for an issue movie. Thud.
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Waste of a decent plot idea
vanko17 March 2005
The plot idea about a group volunteers giving up their lives to save the rest of humanity is an interesting one. However, the execution of the story eviscerates the potential and resulted in a hollow carcass of a sub-B grade film. Don't waste your time on it.

Okay, so you need 10 lines. The acting was wooden. The effects are distinctly low-budget, but that is not a crime. Plot developments often non-sensical. Romantic development painfully weak. Technical error with imagery of alien ship shooting down an F22 Raptor - it looked more like a MiG 25 or 31. There 10 lines, and this movie has now wasted even more time from my life.

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10/10
Non-stop, action packed
grafxman4 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
First of all, let me set a few things straight:

If you watch Oprah, you won't like this flick.

If you watch a lot of the Lifetime channel, you won't like this flick.

If you watch a lot of soap operas you won't like this flick.

If you LOVE hard core, non-stop, action packed SciFi, you will like this flick a lot.

-SPOILERS FOLLOW-

There is treachery at the White House level.

There are aliens in space ships with powerful weapons.

The US military is helping the aliens!!

Humans are being "harvested".

There is dissension among the aliens.

There is treachery and betrayal amongst the humans.

There is minimal romance, tough chicks with guns, explosions and a whole lot of really pi**ed off Americans.
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6/10
I liked it
davidecasteel18 June 2005
I guess I have different priorities when I watch movies of this type from some others--my principal interest in in the level of firepower and how well it is photographed; this is the same criterion I use in non-Sci-fi action movies, as well. This movie definitely came up to my expectations in that regard, expectations that were high because of the casting of Brad Johnson and his earlier association with the successful (in my opinion) TV series "Soldier of Fortune, Inc." Although I do appreciate good acting and a well-developed plot (when they happen), I do not expect either one in this genre; by not expecting it, I am seldom disappointed. I think the plot was sufficiently different from others dealing with Alien subjugation that it was interesting and entertaining. I look forward to adding this movie to my collection when it becomes available.
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3/10
Just Bad
moorek17 May 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I started out wanting to like this. The opening moved so fast setting the scene for the storyline that I thought it might be good. Brad Johnson is the king of bad made-for-TV movies so that was okay as well. And the movie started out well with dad rescuing daughter but from the flat tire onward...downhill. I normally like to explain why I don't like a movie. I think you only need to think of any old used movie element you've seen before and it's here but done poorly. * the husband who's lost his wife and his daughter is everything * The female who appears to fall in love with the male lead after 48 hours * the guy stabbed and fairly certain dead only to turn up alive but wounded but still healthy enough to have his monologue * the bad guy who turns good at the end and all previous bad things are forgotten * trained soldiers standing out in the open firing thus being picked off when they should be at least lying down * the bad guys dropped off so far from the building that they have to run over open ground for them to be shot

If these aliens who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, beat humans at war then there was something seriously wrong with the humans at the time.

So an inkling of an interesting plot but poor acting, poor effects, poor script. You know it's bad when the TV series "V" did it all 20+ years before and much better. You know it's bad when Michael Ironside in "V" was a much better actor than anyone in this.
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