The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005)

Steve Pemberton: Tubbs, Pauline, Herr Lipp, Steve, Lemuel Blizzard

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Quotes 

• Wolf Lipp : I was thinking about emptying the Hoover bag

  [gulps] 

  Wolf Lipp : The sack is full!

• Pauline Campbell-Jones : This is just a list of Royston Vasey film ideas.

  Mark Gatiss : [reading from the list]  "The characters all go on holiday to Spain?"

  Pauline Campbell-Jones : That was mine, actually. Could you imagine this lot goin' on holiday? And then they get there and the hotels not finished, no-one speaks the lingo!

• Geoff Tipps : I've just realized who you are.

  Hilary Briss : Have ya?

  Geoff Tipps : It's you innit? Demon butcherer; Hilary Briss.

  Wolf Lipp : Alles klar! The one with the funny meats.

  Geoff Tipps : You used to put things in your sausages. Killed all them people.

  [chuckles] 

  Geoff Tipps : 'Ey, I used to eat your pork pies.

  Hilary Briss : They weren't pork.

  Geoff Tipps : I know, I know. It's all bumholes and eyelids, innit? Still nice though

  [laughs] 

• Wolf Lipp : I usually backup on a five inch floppy.

  Geoff Tipps : I bet you do.

• [from trailer] 

  Wolf Lipp : I've just come over a little queer.

• Pauline : You can't shit a shitter.

• Wolf Lipp : Pull back your purple skins to reveal your heads!

• Tubbs : [when Jeremy spots Tubbs using the lavatory]  I made a little brown fish.