Mark Gatiss: Matthew Chinnery, Hilary Briss, Mickey, Mark, Sir Nicholas Sheet-Lightning
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Quotes
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Sir Nicholas : What queer finery he wears.
Geoff Tipps : I'm not queer, don't bum me!
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Hilary Briss : [sealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!
Geoff Tipps : How are we gonna read it then? Braille?
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Pauline Campbell-Jones : This is just a list of Royston Vasey film ideas.
Mark Gatiss : [reading from the list] "The characters all go on holiday to Spain?"
Pauline Campbell-Jones : That was mine, actually. Could you imagine this lot goin' on holiday? And then they get there and the hotels not finished, no-one speaks the lingo!
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Hilary Briss : [reading Geoff's revisions of the League's screenplay, "The King's Evil"] ''Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big''
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Geoff Tipps : I've just realized who you are.
Hilary Briss : Have ya?
Geoff Tipps : It's you innit? Demon butcherer; Hilary Briss.
Wolf Lipp : Alles klar! The one with the funny meats.
Geoff Tipps : You used to put things in your sausages. Killed all them people.
[chuckles]
Geoff Tipps : 'Ey, I used to eat your pork pies.
Hilary Briss : They weren't pork.
Geoff Tipps : I know, I know. It's all bumholes and eyelids, innit? Still nice though
[laughs]
