Keith (I) (2008)

Michael O'Keefe: Alan Ascher

Quotes 

• Keith : I've been thinking about what you said, about that concrete goal.

  Alan Ascher : And?

  Keith : I think I've nailed it. I feel really good about this one, Al.

  Alan Ascher : Lay it on me.

  Keith : It's a girl.

  Alan Ascher : Cool. What's she like?

  Keith : You know. Smart, beautiful, popular. A classic TGFY. Too Good For You, Al.

  Alan Ascher : But not for you?

  Keith : Well, I'm sorta outside the whole high school food chain at this point, wouldn't you say?

  Alan Ascher : So, are you gonna ask her out?

  Keith : Ask her out? No, bad idea, no. I mean, where's the theraputic value in that?

  Alan Ascher : So, what's the plan?

  Keith : Simple, I'm gonna have fun with her.