Ephraim Ellis: Wade

Quotes 

• [Craig standing in his room, gets pelted with a snowball thrown by Wade] 

  Wade : [laughing]  Bitchin' trip, man! You shoulda come. Holly gave me head on the chairlift.

  Craig : Bullshit, man. You're dead.

  Wade : Ah, I knew you'd be jealous.

  Craig : There was an avalanche. Everybody died.

  Wade : Yeah, but *I* died smiling!

  [laughs] 

  Craig : But how...

  Wade : I uh, I don't - I don't know. Man, don't - stop it. Don't worry about it. Relax, I'm not goin' anywhere. Next, year, Bangkok!

  Craig : Then you're - you know - you're okay?

  Wade : I'm fine. Well, look at me. Still better than you. Let's get out of here; it smells like spunk. Aw, you miss me already, fag?

  Craig : I've got your yearbook picture.

  Wade : Ow! Nice one.