- Albert Brooks: Why is there no Halloween in India?
- [pauses for a second]
- Albert Brooks: They took away the Gandhi.
- Maya: If I don't laugh at something that I'm supposed to, then please feel free to just kick me so I understand.
- Man in Temple: [giving example of what makes him laugh] Okay. Laughter is a very serious business, I suppose. Ah, we put it this way. When suppose this gentleman... he is my friend. He takes me for a ride. He takes undue advantage... of my innocence, you can say. I am an emotional fool. He is trying to make me fool, but, I am not - a fool. I allow *him* to make me a fool. You know? Just be ignorant. I just trying to... pretend that okay: I know nothing about him. I know, ah, nothing about the, you know, game of... he is playing with me. So, it makes me laugh. It makes me feel good. Okay, now, he is happy. So... just to *see* him happy, I feel... good, and I also start laughing.