Aquamarine (2006)

JoJo: Hailey Rogers

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Quotes 

• Hailey : He's totally into you! This doesn't make sense!

  Aquamarine : Bullshark! Forget it! I'm going home!

  [rushes off to beach] 

  Claire : Aqua, no! Wait!

• Aquamarine : Let's go find Raymond!

  [giggles] 

  Aquamarine : [she runs off] 

  Hailey : Wait! You need shoes!

  Claire : And undies!

• Hailey : And I know there's a reason why everybody wants it so much.

  Aquamarine : And what's that?

  Hailey : It's the closest thing we have to magic.

• Aquamarine : You have to help me make him love me.

  Hailey , Claire : No way!

  Hailey : He's way too popular! You should pick someone else.

  Claire : She's right. I mean, all the girls are after him. Even a few boys.

• Hailey : I just want you to know, if Leonard comes in here and chops us up into a million pieces, that you are totally, completely, and eternally my best friend.

  Claire : You're my best friend, too.

  Hailey : And I broke your ipod.

  [Claire shoves Hailey, then they both start giggling] 

  Hailey : [the door opens] 

  [Hailey & Claire scream] 

  Grandma Maggie : [walks in through the door in a raincoat]  What are you girls doing out here in this weather?

• Aquamarine : Her dad makes the weather?

  Claire : No, he just reports it.

  Aquamarine : And she's a princess?

  Hailey : No, just a royal bitch.

• Marjorie : You're never going to get a tan wearing all of those clothes!

  Hailey : Or skin cancer.

  Patty : Please, we don't even smoke!

• Hailey : O Gods of hurricanes, makers of thunder and lightning and majestical waves. Useth your power to keep my mom from moving to Austrailia. Maketh her to see the error of her ways, and keepeth us in Baybridge!

  [Grabs popcorn box, picks out a piece, and throws it over her shoulder] 

  Hailey : Amen.

  Claire : You're insane!

  Hailey : That's what they tell me!

  [Hailey laughs evilly] 

• Hailey : When you find love, I guess it's really beautiful. I mean, that's what I've read in magazines.

• Aquamarine : [excited]  First time on land, first time with legs. Can you believe it?.

  Hailey : [sarcastically]  Oh, you'd never know.

• Hailey : [after walking past weird old Leonard with Claire]  He knows what you did last summer!

• Hailey : We begin where every girl starts with her first crush - we call him.

  Aquamarine : Call him? What? What?. No, I can't. What am I supposed to say to him?

  Hailey : Nothing. We just call and hang up. We do it all the time.

  Aquamarine : Why?

  Hailey : I don't know. It's just what you do.

• Hailey : Maybe we could wish for something else?

  Claire : Something else, like what, like a new best friend? A new person to tell everything to.

  Hailey : Claire - don't...

  Claire : How could you even think that way?

  Hailey : I mean, maybe we could learn to stand on our own for a change...

  Claire : You mean me don't you.

  Hailey : I mean, I'm not your mom.

  Claire : You think I need you all the time, when the truth is, you're so mad at the world, that nobody but me even wants to talk to you.

  Hailey : Oh, so you're the one who's lived here your whole life. How do you figure I'm your only friend?

  Hailey : [Hailey then goes] 

• Hailey : [to Claire]  How do you figure that I'm your only friend?

• Claire : [about why they can't get Ray's attention]  Well, all these articles say we've been way too available. We need to be more coy.

  Hailey : We are so coy, he barely knows we exist.

• Hailey : Who ordered "broom" service?

• Hailey : Okay, did he say "Are you going?" or "Will you go with me?"

  Aquamarine : ...Is there a difference?

  Hailey : Huge.

  Claire : Major!

• Aquamarine : [picks up earrings]  Oooo, pretty... and pointy? What am I supposed to do with this? Like, stick it through my skin?

  Claire : Yeah.

  Hailey : That's what you do.

  Aquamarine : Ugh! You're so primitive!

• Ginny : So how was the club? And maybe I could get more than one syllable this time?

  Hailey : It was fine.

  Ginny : Mhm?

  Hailey : That was three.

• Aquamarine : [newly-transformed mermaid is jumping up and down on bed]  This is so much fun! Whoo!

  [sits down next to Hailey on bed] 

  Aquamarine : I *love* legs!

  Claire : You - you get to keep them?

  Aquamarine : Technically, we can only have legs when the sun's up. And we have to keep them dry. Or, at least, that's what I've heard. I've never had the guts to come out and try 'em.

  Hailey : So this is your first time... ashore?

  Aquamarine : First time on land, first time with legs!

  [laughs merrily] 

  Aquamarine : Can you believe it?

  [waves her bare feet about] 

  Hailey : Oh, you'd never know.

  Aquamarine : But I gotta be careful. Add a little water, instant tail.