The Grand (2007)

Chris Parnell: Harold Melvin

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• Harold Melvin : You should have gone all in three hours ago when your stack still meant something.

• One Eyed Jack Faro : Building his stack . . . !

  Lainie Schwartzman : Yeah, guess I just put that little brainiac fucker back in the game.

  Harold Melvin : You have the vocabulary of a drunken spice miner and the hairstyle of an Arrakeen whore.

• Harold Melvin : It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly. Also, you have corn in your teeth.

• Harold Melvin : Maintain a perimeter, Ruth.

• Harold Melvin : I was a two-to-one underdog, and the pot paid me 11 to 1. Not a bad risk return ratio. You played poorly.

• Harold Melvin : It's so stupid that you don't use more efficient cooking utensils.

• Harold Melvin : I have lived with my mother since I was born. I live with her because it is convenient and because it is difficult for me to take care of myself. I will probably be stuck with her for the rest of my life. Or the rest of her life. Because she's much older than me, she will die first.

• Harold Melvin : Ruth, if I were a food critic, I would give your cooking five stars -- five stars that had each collapsed into a black hole and merged to form the largest black hole in the universe.

• Harold Melvin : I knew you only had one pair. Your bet on the river was as transparent as a cloaked Romulan Bird of Prey.

  The German : Arschloch.

• Harold Melvin : It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly.

• Harold Melvin : [quoting Dune]  It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

  Larry Schwartzman : Is that Rush?