Thank You for Smoking (2005)

Daniel Travis: Brad

Quotes 

• Brad : Nick, your job and everything aside, I hope you understand that second hand smoke's a real killer.

  Nick Naylor : What are you talking about?

  Brad : I just hope you're providing a smoke-free environment for Joey is all I'm saying.

  Nick Naylor : Brad, I'm his *father*. You're the guy fucking his mom.

  Brad : That was unnecessary.

• Jack : I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.

  Brad : Ha, you got me!

  Jack : [to Nick and Joey Naylor]  Inside joke.