Hot Fuzz (2007)

Billie Whitelaw: Joyce Cooper

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• Joyce Cooper : Fascist!

  Nicholas Angel : I beg your pardon?

  Joyce Cooper : [doing a crossword puzzle]  System of government categorized by extreme dictatorship. Seven across.

  Nicholas Angel : Oh, I see. It's "fascism."

  Joyce Cooper : "Fascism"! Wonderful. Now, we've put you in the Castle Suite. Bernard will escort you over there.

  Nicholas Angel : Well, actually, I can probably make my own way up. Hag!

  Joyce Cooper : I beg your pardon?

  Nicholas Angel : Evil old woman, considered frightful or ugly, 12 down.

  Joyce Cooper : [thinks about it]  Oh... bless you!

• Nicholas Angel : I was hoping to check in.

  Joyce Cooper : Check in? But you've always been here...

  Nicholas Angel : Excuse me?

  Joyce Cooper : Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were my husband.