Employee of the Month (2006)

Barbara Dodd: Granny

Quotes 

• Granny : Why aren't you dressed for work? Isn't today the big day?

  Zack : I quit.

  Granny : Why?

  Zack : I screwed up Grams. Amy hates me. My friends hate me. Everybody's right about me. I'm a loser.

  Granny : Well, you're certainly dressed for the part.

  Zack : Thanks Grams.

  Granny : You know that loser that lost all my retirement money? Well, at least that guy actually tried. I'll take the old Zack any day.

• Granny : Zacky! What's my pin number?

  Zack : 1234 Grandma, now we have to change it again!

• Granny : Don't forget to wash your balls.