- Bushwhacker: You bastard! What are you doing?
- The Punisher: I'm disarming you.
- [rips off Bushwhacker's robotic arm, shoots him out the window with it]
- The Punisher: [narrating] I don't smile much. Don't smile ever. But if I did, this would be one.
- Kingpin: [just after Bullseye is defeated] I see Bullseye has failed me again.
- The Punisher: I threw him out the window.
- Kingpin: You're planning to do the same with me?
- The Punisher: No. You, I'd have to roll.
- Lt. Molly von Richtofen: How many people have you killed in the last few weeks?
- The Punisher: Not sure. There were a lot of explosions.
- Carlo Duka: [Frank Castle kicks down the door leading to Carlo Duka's office with a shotgun in hand. Carlo Duka is startled and scared as he jumps up from his desk] But... But... But...
- The Punisher: Add a noun and a verb and you've got a sentence.
- Mortician: All this blood, I'll never get it from between the floorboards.
- Mortician: [he sees the Punisher] It's you! The Punisher! Don't shoot! I'm the mortician, I own this establishment. I'd like to thank you for everything you've done for me these past few years. Your handiwork has put my three kids through college! Well, I suppose you have more people to punish.
- The Punisher: [During the opening movie before the Crackhouse] New York City. Forget the things you've heard about the place. About the "New" New York. Hell's Kitchen is called Clinton. Park... Full of tourists. But it's not real. The old New York is waiting just below the surface. There's nothing to help you when the darkness falls. You're laid open so the world can rummage in your guts. Just because the mayor chased away the monsters, chased the to Brooklyn and the Bronx, don't think this place has changed. Not in it's heart. Not where it lives. Do not fall in New York City. No one's gonna catch you.
- The Punisher: [throwing the Russian out the window] Dasvidanya.
- [sees that the Russian is still alive and has run away]
- The Punisher: That's not good.
- The Punisher: [after tossing a Yakuza goon into a meat grinder] Never got his name. I'll just call him Chuck.
- The Punisher: [after shoving a Gnucci in a woodchipper] Wasn't much of a criminal, but he makes good mulch.
- The Punisher: [after electrocuting a death row inmate] Only place in New York where you can still smoke indoors.
- The Punisher: [after pushing a chop shop worker into a circular saw] Good worker, kept his nose to the grindstone.
- The Punisher: [seeing Ma Gnucci has a library full of books] I didn't know Ma could read. Probably twenty-thousand copies of "The Godfather."
- Detective Soap: It's just like Ulysses fighting that lion in Roman legend: cut off one head, and two more appear!
- Lt. Molly von Richtofen: Soap, that's Hercules fighting the Hydra, and it's a Greek legend.
- Detective Soap: Yeah, whatever, it's still a good metaphor.
- The Punisher: Analogy.
- Detective Soap: Whatever!
- The Russian: [after knocking out Nick Furry] It's clobbering time! Favorite saying of the Thing. Rock man of the Fantastic 4. Big superhero in Russia
- General Kriegkoff: [to troop] If you don't arm that nuke in 30 seconds, I'M GOING TO USE YOU AS A CONDOM!
- Black Widow: I was given a code for this door, but it's not working.
- The Punisher: [Using a password he got from a guy he fed to the sharks] A chum told me to try 7-7-2-9.
- Bullseye: I don't miss... can't say the same thing about you.
- The Punisher: Its pretty hard to miss some one with a bullseye on his head.
- Detective Soap: [after leaving the bathroom at Lucky's Bar to see everybody has been slaughtered] Dammit, Castle, this was my favorite bar.
- The Punisher: [after a Gnucci accidentally sets off a bomb, killing numerous soldiers] The Gnucci's need adult supervision.
- Bushwhacker: Smile, Castle, you're gonna see your family again.
- [shoots a grenade launcher at him]
- The Punisher: I'll be back, Bushwacker !