Malcolm:
[
to Andrew] Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.
Leah Fuller:
If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.
Malcolm:
Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.
Carrie Fuller:
Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!
Big Momma:
What do we want Mrs. Fuller?
Leah Fuller:
Umm... more butt?
Big Momma:
[
after giving Poncho tequila] Go on and get your tilt on.
Molly:
[
in response to Big Momma's breakfast] It's like out of a magazine.
Stewart:
What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!
Mall Old Man:
[
to Malcolm as he's hiding from his wife in the mall] Been there.
[
last lines]
Malcolm:
You never know when Big Momma might show up again!
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