The Soup (2004–2020)
Joel McHale: Self - Host, Self
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Quotes
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Host : Nicole Kidman's not going to Tom Cruise's wedding. It's not that she's bitter, it's just that she's an actress and she doesn't feel like working that day.
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Host : Dr. Kevorkian was on Larry King Live last week - which had to look pretty tempting for him.
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Host : For all the latest "American Idol" info, we go to E!'s own Ryan Seacrest. Oh, Ryan?
Ryan Seacrest : Computer, I'd like a chocolate shake... with a whiskey chaser. I said a chocolate shake with a whiskey. Tom, I think the replicator's broken.
Tom McNamara : That's not the replicator, Ryan. That's the live feed to "The Soup."
Ryan Seacrest : Oh. Joel, I'd like a chocolate shake and a whiskey chaser. Tom, I think Joel's broken.
Host : Only on the inside.
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Kevin Federline : Love... is love
Host : Shhh, Kevin... you had me at "Duh".
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Host : [on phone] You're a player. No, you're the playa! You! Okay, we're *both* playas! See you at the Cheesecake Factory!
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Host : [about "Memoirs of a Geisha Kong"] They totally used Chinese gorillas! I'm offended.
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Host : Pepe, show me on the puppet were the puppet touched you.
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[on the children's show "Hip-Hop Harry"]
"Stupid" Scott : I've never had dried apples - what are they?
Host : That's when Hip-Hop Harry pulled out a gun and shot the kid.
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[on David Beckham's first soccer game in America]
Host : Americans learned a lot about soccer that day; for instance, it's played by people who are over ten years old.
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Pat O'Brien : [comparing Britney Spears to Princess Diana] And, believe it or not, look at the similarities between Brit and the late princess: they both have two boys, both went through very public divorces, both romantically involved with men reportedly Moslem, and both stalked by the paparazzi.
Host : Or, we could just focus on the way they're different, such as one was an advocate for world peace visiting land mine-covered war-torn countries, while the other stays up all night touring convenience stores in search of the perfect Twinkie.
