Stroker and Hoop (2004–2005)

Jon Glaser: Stroker, John Strockmeyer

Quotes 

• Hoop : I'm Hoop and this is my partner, Stroker.

  Stroker : Detectives... not gay.

• Hoop : ...and Stroker?

  Stroker : Yeah?

  Hoop : Don't go to Chickenfinger Fiesta.

  Stroker : Why not?

  Hoop : Ron Howard made me take a dump on their buffet.

• Ninja assassin : [Chinese accent]  Surrender the handle of the Fire Lotus or prepare to die!

  Stroker : [mimicking accent]  Bend over, and I will surrender it up your ass.