Shameless (TV Series)

Christmas in Chatsworth (2004)

Jody Latham: Lip

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• Carl : [Carl is drunk and staggering around the kitchen having a go at everyone]  Same goes for you.

  Veronica : Me!

  Carl : Yeah, you!

  Veronica : Oh yeah.

  Carl : I don't like your bathroom!

  Veronica : [Veronica grabs carl by the chin]  well stay out of it then smelly arse!

  Kev : Aw, leave him alone he's tanked.

  Ian : Who let him get like that?

  Lip : [points to Veronica]  She did.

  Veronica : We're just celebrating the fact that you're not dead Ian!

  [he had a bad case of food poisoning] 

  Lip : [hands a glass of milk to Carl]  Come on Carl, drink this.

  Carl : [to Kash]  And you, you robbing bastard!

  Ian : Carl, cut it out.

  Carl : How much are your Twix meant to be?

  Kash : 49p

  Carl : So, how much are a quarter of midgie demmers meant to be?

  Kash : 28p.

  Carl : Yeah, so how much is it meant to come to then, you robbing bastard!

  Ian : Carl, I'm warning you.

  Kash : 77p!

  Carl : No, it's not, it's 77!

  Kash : Yeah! I said 77p!

  Carl : Did ya, OK, sorry, sorry, Kash, I love your shop and your daughter is a stunner.

  [Kash has a vision of Carl marrying his daughter and gets a look of horror on his face]