Matrimonium (2005)

Sandon Berg: Ken Spencer Finch

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Malcolm Caufield : It's a man filled with sand.

  Hugh Caufield : It's a NAKED man.

  Spencer Finch : You don't eat it.

• [from trailer] 

  Spencer Finch : Clarissa can do amazinging things with her breasts: they are like weather balloons with gaydar.

• Spencer Finch : In Rubneck, Clarissa is known as "The Pink Widow" because every guy she's ever slept with has turned gay.

• Spencer Finch : And it turns out that he's turned on by the Dewey Decimal System.

  Malcolm Caufield : And we weren't even in the mathematics section.