The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)

Seth Rogen: Hogsqueal

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Quotes 

• [Hogsqueal see's Simon and Mallory and decides to spit in their faces] 

  Hogsqueal : Ooh! Ooh! More humongous humans! Recruits for the alliance.

  Hogsqueal : [Hogsqueal gurgles and spits in their eyes]  Huh? Huh? Join us on our quest! Vengeance or death! Hopefully vengeance.

• [Hogsqueal tries to warn Jared and Mallory about the goblins coming, when distracted by a bird] 

  Hogsqueal : Goblins don't give up. They're too stupid to know how. They're relentless, and they're out there right now, plotting, which is why I came back here for you. Now is the perfect time to...

  Hogsqueal : [a bird chirps in front of Hogsqueal]  Bird! Bird! Oh, come here, come here, come here. Don't go up there! No, come here!

• [last lines] 

  Hogsqueal : [Hogsqueal yells to the griffin soaring through the sky]  Fly while you can, griffin! I swallowed an ogre whole. You could be next!

• [Hogsqueal chases a bird into its bird house] 

  Hogsqueal : Wait, a minute. Do birds live in these little houses?

  Jared Grace : Yeah.

  Hogsqueal : Oh, my gosh. That's genius! Who thought of that? You can stick your tongue right in it!

  [Hogsqueal slobbers and tries to stick his tongue in the little house] 

• [Hogsqueal eats the Mulgarath and tells everybody how delicious it was] 

  Hogsqueal : Yes! Death to the ogre! We did it, you sent him right to me, and I ate him! That's teamwork! Oh! The taste of vengeance is sweet! I can still taste a little! Oh, it's good! I did it! I knew I could do it! They said I couldn't do it, but I did it!

• [Hogsqueal learns that he must warn the others that Mulgarath knows how to break the circle] 

  Hogsqueal : [Hogsqueal talks to himself]  Oh, no. This is not good. Just find the human boy. Must warn him. Or maybe I'll just hide. Ooh, I like that plan.

• [Hogsqueal comes up with a plan to save Simon with Jared] 

  Hogsqueal : Okay, here's our plan. I will find a safe position over there and create a distraction with my stick. Then you leap out with your knife and finish the beast yourself. Oh, I like that plan. That's a good plan. I'm smart.

• [Hogsqueal spits in Jared's eyes to give him the sight to see the goblins] 

  Hogsqueal : [Hogsqueal laughs to himself]  Nailed him! I have given you the sight, a gift only a hobgoblin can bestow.

  Jared Grace : [Jared wipes off the gooey spit]  Oh, gross!

  Hogsqueal : You're welcome. Now, let's go!