The Smoking Room (2004–2005)

Siobhan Redmond: Sharon

Quotes 

• Sharon : [Robin has asked Sharon is she knows the theme tune to a program]  Television's boring - a load of people you don't know chuntering away in the corner of the room!

  Robin : Am I ever gonna get this!

  [storms off] 

  Sharon : I've no objection to you lot watching television if it helps you to relax and prepare for the next day, but I have a social life.

  Lilian : We never see you down the Nags!

  Sharon : I said a social life - not a drink problem.

• Sharon : Here's an interesting piece of information - the Eskimos have no word for snow.

  Robin : Sorry, Sharon, but you can't call them Eskimos now - they're Inuits.

  Sharon : They're imbeciles! No word for snow. They're surrounded by the stuff!

  Robin : They haven't just got one word for snow, they've got words for light snow, heavy snow...

  Sharon : Frozen snow?

  Robin : We've got a word for that - snow.

  Sharon : But that was my one piece of trivia for when conversations dry up.

  Robin : Still wrong.

• Sharon : I don't need the eskimos do I? This is small talk!