Spider-Man 3 (2007)

J.K. Simmons: J. Jonah Jameson

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Quotes 

• Miss Brant : [beeps on speaker phone, shaking desk]  Your blood pressure, Mr. Jameson. Your wife told me to tell you to watch the anger.

  J. Jonah Jameson : YOU TELL MY WIFE...

  [calms down] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : [speaks into phone]  Thank you.

  [turns to Hoffman] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : Continue.

  Miss Brant : [buzzes phone and shakes desk again]  Time to take your pill.

  Miss Brant : [buzz]  Not that one.

  Miss Brant : [buzz]  Not that one.

  J. Jonah Jameson : [points to jar of pills] 

  Miss Brant : [nods and buzzes phone]  Drink plenty of water.

  J. Jonah Jameson : [sigh]  Thank you.

• J. Jonah Jameson : [referring to Eddie and Peter]  You want a staff job, and you want a staff job, anybody care about what I want?

  Hoffman : [opens Jameson's office door and quickly answers]  I do.

  J. Jonah Jameson : [calmly]  Shut up. Get out.

• J. Jonah Jameson : Parker? Parker, where - ? I need a photographer.

  [looks at the girl with the camera] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : Hey, kid, you want a job?

  Girl with Camera : Why would I wanna job? I'm just a kid.

  J. Jonah Jameson : All right, how much for the camera?

  Girl with Camera : One hundred bucks.

  J. Jonah Jameson : A hundred bucks?

  [looks up again] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : All right, you little crook. Here.

  [gives the money to the girl and gets the camera] 

  J. Jonah Jameson : [tries to shoot, but the camera's empty]  What the - ?

  [looks at the girl] 

  Girl with Camera : Film's extra.

• Miss Brant : Your shots are so good.

  Peter Parker : I'd love to shoot you sometime.

  Miss Brant : Peter Parker... oh, Peter...

  J. Jonah Jameson : Brant, that's not the position I hired you for!

• Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson : [Peter has exposed Brock's fake photos and Robbie shows the comparison to Jameson]  It's a fake. Empire State photographic department confirms it.

  J. Jonah Jameson : [slams the evidence down, to Brock]  Pack your things. Get out of my building.

  Eddie Brock : I was just...

  J. Jonah Jameson : [cutting him off]  YOU'RE FIRED!

  Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson : [as Brock leaves]  You know we're gonna have to print a retraction now.

  J. Jonah Jameson : I haven't printed a retraction in twenty years!

• J. Jonah Jameson : [Catching Betty Brant and Peter Parker about to kiss]  Parker! Miss Brant! That's not the position I hired you for!

• Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson : [examining photos]  Black-suit Spider-Man! We gotta have these, Jonah.

  J. Jonah Jameson : I'll pay you the usual rate.

  Peter Parker : You want the photos, I'll take the staff job. Double the money.

• J. Jonah Jameson : Well, we do have an opening. Johnson quit, remember?

  Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson : You fired him.

  J. Jonah Jameson : Whatever.