Veronica Mars (2004–2019)

Percy Daggs III: Wallace Fennel

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Quotes 

• Veronica : Got any enemies you know about?

  Wallace : Well, there's the Klan.

• Wallace : My mom thinks I'm staying at Norman's house.

  Veronica : Who's Norman?

  Wallace : Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, Eagle Scout, mama's boy friend.

  Veronica : He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.

  Wallace : Mom seems to like him.

• Wallace : Underneath that angry young woman show, there's a slightly less angry woman who's just dying to bake me something.

• Wallace : I was gonna hang out with some of the guys on the team at lunch.

  Veronica : And ruin the sanctity of our lunch duo? You know that'll send me crying to the bathroom.

• Duncan : Great game the other night, man. 18 points and 8 assists.

  Wallace : On the streets, we call those dimes.

  Veronica : Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

• Wallace : I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from "The Outsiders".

  Veronica : Be cool, Soda Pop.

• Wallace : [about a suicide]  I heard she left a note on her Blackberry.

  Veronica : Talk about post modern.

• Wallace : I thought being a private eye was all about shooting dudes and making out with sexy widows.

  Veronica : Sexy widows come later.

• Wallace : Oh, you don't even want to mess with me on that today. I just about murked my mom's lazy no-rent-paying tenant this afternoon.

  Veronica : That guy is sleazy. So I hope murked means something bad.

• Wallace : So when Logan said "jump," did you actually say the words, "How high?" or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?

• Troy : When sexy, sassy girls can't come to a shindig of mine, it's time for all parties involved to stand up and just admit that, hey, maybe I was a little bit wrong or sorry. I mean, let bygones by bygones. Screw pride. Let's dance, baby, let's dance!

  Wallace : That was beautiful, man.

• Wallace : Hacky-sack: the final arena of unquestioned white domination.

• Wallace Fennel : Thanks to you, I now have the reputation of being a jock-sniffer.

• Wallace : I liked the other place you worked better.

  Veronica : Think maybe that's because we had food there?

• Wallace : You can't take the cool outta me. Look - pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice!

• Wallace : My first college party: drinking piña coladas with a dude and talking about math.

• Wallace : [When told not to throw Veronica a pity party]  Good, 'cause I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons.

• Jackie : [about Veronica]  I may have to have a chat with Miss Pixie-Stick.

  Wallace : I wouldn't do that. She's not somebody you wanna piss off.

  Jackie : Neither am I.

• Wallace : Why do all the hottest girls always have a daddy complex?

• Wallace : It's been two weeks. That's like a decade in high school years.

• Wallace : [on Veronica]  Don't ask me, man. I stopped trying to figure her out day one.

• Wallace : So when Logan said "jump", did you actually say the words, "How high?" or was there just an understanding that you would achieve max verticality?

• Wallace : My first college party: drinking pina coladas with a dude and talking about math.