The Mountain (2004–2005)
Tommy Dewey: Michael Dowling
Quotes
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Michael Dowling : If it makes you happy, the next time I see her I'll give her a spanking.
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Colin Dowling : You think this is for me? I don't even like Thanksgiving.
Michael Dowling : Once the body count gets high enough I'm sure we'll all love it.
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Michael Dowling : Billionaire developer Colin Dowling was injured in a hunting accident involving his good for nothing son, Michael, and a particularly willful turkey named "David." Tragically, despite the heroic efforts of emergency medical personnel, they were unable to resuscitate the turkey. Dowling is likely to lose the use of his pinky toe. The future of his son is undetermined.
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Michael Dowling : Max, I shot off our father's toe. Coming back here brings me nothing but severe intestinal pain.
Max Dowling : How were you supposed to know they couldn't sew it back on? After what they did with that Bobbitt guy.
