The Mountain (2004–2005)

Oliver Hudson: David Carver Jr.

Quotes 

• David Carver Jr. : Quality time with the mom?

  Max Dowling : "Quality" would be a stretch. Mom spent most of the week going to her narcotics anonymous meetings.

  David Carver Jr. : Well, um, consistency is a very important part of recovery.

  Max Dowling : She's sleeping with her sponsor.

• [outraged that his girlfriend slept with Travis] 

  David Carver Jr. : This is the guy who tried to sell the mountain out from under us! Never mind the fact that he's slept with the entire Pacific Northwest! There are *salmon* that this guy has sired!

• David Carver Jr. : [opening lines from the Pilot episode]  When my grandafther died, everyone back home wanted to know what would happen to the mountain. For me and my family, all we could think about was what would happen to us.

• David Carver Jr. : [on the mountain resort]  My life has been spent running away from this place. Trying not to be something instead of just accepting what I am.

• David Carver Jr. : Travis... You're fired.

• David Carver Jr. : No one's ever bought me a tie before

  Max Dowling : Well, glad I could be first at something.

• Max Dowling : I dumped you. Get over it. This can't be the first time it's ever happened.

  [pause] 

  Max Dowling : You've never been dumped before? My God! So you've never had your heart broken?

  David Carver Jr. : I've had my heart broken, okay? And I'm trying to avoid it right now!

• David Carver Jr. : If you can't have the one that you love, love the won you're with.

  Sam Tunney : Hmm. That's good advice. Thanks.

  David Carver Jr. : It's not really advice. It's a song. Stephen Stills, 1970.

• Maria Serrano : This is prophetic you know?

  David Carver Jr. : What in a biblical sense?

  Maria Serrano : Don't you think it's a sign from God? We're literally buried under all our lies.

  David Carver Jr. : Lies? It's just frozen water. It's all fluffy and white for some reason.