Green Screen Show (2004–2005)

Greg Proops: Self

Quotes 

• [New Choice] 

  Jeff Bryan Davis : I brought you to Tahiti because only in Tahiti, there's no telling what we're about to do. We're about to battle to the death.

  Jonathan Mangum : With swords?

  Greg Proops : New choice!

  Jonathan Mangum : With... knives shaped like swords?

  Greg Proops : New choice!

  Jonathan Mangum : With... tired monkeys?

• [after "Moving People," where audience member Tony has moved Greg way too much] 

  Drew Carey : Anybody have any questions while we're stopped for a while?

  Greg Proops : Yeah, yeah. Is that guy on a work furlough program? 'Cause he seems not to have had human contact in quite some time. Hey, could that guy come out and beat the shit out of me for a while longer? That was great.

  Jeff Bryan Davis : Kids, those are show business terms.

  Greg Proops : Oh, are there children here? Terrific.

  Drew Carey : Yeah, right in the center.

  Greg Proops : Have you seen a grown man fondle another grown man that much? I love the feeling of a man's hands all over my body. I don't when I've ever felt that manipulated. Now you know how Pinocchio felt. That was no Pleasure Island, my friend. Have you ever had your floating rib manipulated up and down? Reminds me of how I got on the show, Drew!