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Mr. Willie's revenge is, unfortunately, a little flaccid
So if you've somehow ended up on REVENGE OF MR. WILLIE's IMDb page, I'll go ahead and assume you're a little weird and find the idea of a movie about a killer wang incredibly amusing and entertaining. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Unfortunately, MR. WILLIE didn't leave me completely satisfied, though I did still have a fun time with it.

Basically, this guy is screwing practically every chick in town, but while messing around with one of his main squeezes, he has a heart attack and dies. Then a couple of his lovers accidentally chop off his tootsie roll and the dismembered member comes back to wreak havoc on females everywhere (or, rather, in the film's three shooting locations). Sounds fun, right? But the problem is MR. WILLIE is just too soft. While the premise promises plenty of humorous phallic deaths, the schlong here doesn't do much other than fly around and be a general nuisance. All the characters are convinced the flying dong is a threat to their well-being, but in the end, MR. WILLIE comes up short and doesn't get a whole lot of action. Also, unlike real-life wieners, MR. WILLIE simply lasts too long; the film's over 100 minutes long and it starts to get painful by the end.

That's not to say MR. WILLIE is a complete waste of your time. There's still some good laughs to be had, and some drinks can make it a little more tolerable. I definitely had a few chuckles and had an enjoyable time with the ridiculous plot elements, the awful acting and the fun nods to past horror films (a reference to THE FLY is particularly great). So while MR. WILLIE won't leave you screaming with joy, you shouldn't be completely disappointed with your decision the morning after.
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It was an Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie...
EyeAskance2 February 2005
Warning: Spoilers
A curvaceous hottie inadvertently emasculates the body of her scummy two-timing man, and his "naughty bit" takes on an evil life of its own from exposure to a mysterious, life-rejuvenating goop. The predatory killer member slides around, flies through the air, and even takes a ride on a toy truck. Sounds like fun? Well, I suppose it is, albeit in a moronic and shameful way...the great irony here is that this is definitely NOT one for the kiddies, though in truth, they would be the ones most likely to derive the greatest enjoyment from it.

Basically a ribald send-up of old camp horror flicks, an idea which was done with much greater success in the giant tit segment of "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex...". Still, a guilty pleasure, like a back-alley threeway on Christmas morning...who out there really doesn't want to see a film about a killer one-eyed zipper dragon?

4/10...might be the perfect party flick.
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