Eddie Izzard: Sexie (2003 Video)

Eddie Izzard: Self

Quotes 

• Eddie Izzard : And Odysseus sailing by "someone's trying to break into the island"

  [making a sound of a speed boat] 

  Eddie Izzard : . Probably wasn't on a speed boat. Probably on those old rigor boats "someone's trying to break into the island". Or on a bicycle "someone's trying to break into the island". Or..."someone's trying to break into the island row your fuckers." See this is for the dvd different endings you see.

  [makes hand motions of someone playing cricket] 

  Eddie Izzard : Someone playing cricket "someone's trying to break into the island".

  [mumbles it again and writes on his hand] 

  Eddie Izzard : Too many endings.

• [first lines] 

  Eddie Izzard : So, Eastbourne! You crazy motherfuckers!

• Eddie Izzard : It proves that we're all from Africa, you see. Proved through the Y chromosome and through the mitochondrial DNA that we're all African, which is brilliant 'cause it means that racist people can retire.