Quintuplets (2004–2005)
Jake McDorman: Parker Chase
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Quotes
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Patton Chase : You owe me, man!
Parker Chase : Since when?
Patton Chase : Since the womb!
Parker Chase : What do you mean?
Patton Chase : I mean you got all the good genes! You took the tall ones from me. And look at Pearce... You clearly took some pretty critical ones from him.
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Bob Chase : [Parker has the flu, but Patton doesn't want their dad to know] Parker, are you okay, you're all shaky and sweaty.
Parker Chase : Yeah, dad, I'm just...
Patton Chase : HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH!
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Parker Chase : Hey! You stay away from Carrie.
Penny Chase : What?
Parker Chase : I've had it! Patton kisses my girlfriend. You kiss my girlfriend. I get nothing! I want to be kissed! Somebody kiss me!
Matt : I'm on it.
[grabs Parker and passionately kisses him. Then, hands him back the gum that ended up in his mouth]
Matt : Here's your gum back.
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Parker Chase : [after a girl has left their date to see a movie with another guy] Why didn't you tell her you loved her?
Pearce Chase : I did.
Parker Chase : You said 'Baloop'.
Pearce Chase : DAMN IT!