Margaret Cho: CHO Revolution (2004 Video)
Bruce Daniels: Self
Quotes
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Margaret Cho : I can't wear this, I have to give up my crown after I said the word "foreskin".
[takes off her crown]
Margaret Cho : And this thing, too, I don't need this.
[takes off her beaded headress]
Margaret Cho : And, uh, that's not my hair.
[takes off her wig, revealing braids underneath. Someone in the audience lets out a yelp of surprise and the rest of the audience cracks up]
Margaret Cho : What, y'all think I'd get such a wonky haircaut like this? Hey, Bruce, can you help me?
[Bruce comes on and helps Maragaret take off her boots. Margaret gives the boots and everything she wore on her head back to Bruce]
Margaret Cho : Take all of this...
Bruce Daniels : Sure.
[leaves]
Margaret Cho : Bruce Daniels, everybody!
[audience applauds]
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Bruce Daniels : Like, some straight white guy comes up to me and says, "Dude. Dude. Dude. You're like fuckin' whiter than I am." Okay, first of all, you're over 30, you can't say dude anymore. Second, just because I use proper English doesn't make me whiter than you, just smarter than you.
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[Midway through his act, Bruce lets slip that he's gay. Audience applauds]
Bruce Daniels : Oh, like you couldn't tell from the shirt and the pants.