Margaret Cho: CHO Revolution (2004 Video)

Bruce Daniels: Self

Quotes 

• Margaret Cho : I can't wear this, I have to give up my crown after I said the word "foreskin".

  [takes off her crown] 

  Margaret Cho : And this thing, too, I don't need this.

  [takes off her beaded headress] 

  Margaret Cho : And, uh, that's not my hair.

  [takes off her wig, revealing braids underneath. Someone in the audience lets out a yelp of surprise and the rest of the audience cracks up] 

  Margaret Cho : What, y'all think I'd get such a wonky haircaut like this? Hey, Bruce, can you help me?

  [Bruce comes on and helps Maragaret take off her boots. Margaret gives the boots and everything she wore on her head back to Bruce] 

  Margaret Cho : Take all of this...

  Bruce Daniels : Sure.

  [leaves] 

  Margaret Cho : Bruce Daniels, everybody!

  [audience applauds] 

• Bruce Daniels : Like, some straight white guy comes up to me and says, "Dude. Dude. Dude. You're like fuckin' whiter than I am." Okay, first of all, you're over 30, you can't say dude anymore. Second, just because I use proper English doesn't make me whiter than you, just smarter than you.

• [Midway through his act, Bruce lets slip that he's gay. Audience applauds] 

  Bruce Daniels : Oh, like you couldn't tell from the shirt and the pants.