Phil the Alien (2004)
Rob Stefaniuk: Phil the Alien
Photos
Quotes
-
Ginger : Jesus likes prostitutes right Phil?
Phil the Alien : Jesus loves all prostitutes.
-
Jimmy : Tell them what you told me.
Phil the Alien : I like whiskey.
Jimmy : No, after that.
Phil the Alien : On my planet, there is no violence.
Ginger : That's so inspiring.
Phil the Alien : Except for twice a year when the weather changes, and then there is a brief period of ultra-violence.
-
[last lines]
Phil the Alien : Dave?
Dave : Yeah Phil?
Phil the Alien : C'mon let's go... you drive...
Dave : Really?
Phil the Alien : [holds up keys] Really...
-
Madame Madame : There is something about those falls.
Phil the Alien : Yeah. They inspire urination.
-
Phil the Alien : I must preach the gospel of... We're going to Niagara Falls. Get your shit.
-
Phil the Alien : I'm a magician beaver!
-
Jimmy : Are you staying with friends?
Phil the Alien : I'm staying with a beaver, down by the brook.
Jimmy : Oh... ha... Sounds good!
Phil the Alien : It's good.